Topic: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer

Could be. Thankfully, it came to swift end when Mary took a trip to the slaughterhouse.

Would you rather or rather not?

I'd rather not, thank you.

What does Zelda have a girl's name? He's clearly a guy.

Seriously?! How about Peach?! He's clearly a....
never mind.

How many canners can a canner can, if a canner can can cans?

^about 6 or 7.

This is crazy, but I just met you, and I have this rocket launcher, so die plz maybe?

If I take you to the candy shop, can we part like it's my birthday?

Only if you want Jordon to play golf with your face.

To Gif or not to Gif, is that an actual question?

How about a gift?
Is it the shoes?

The shoes are tacky.
If dolphins breathe air why do they live in the ocean?

We don't breathe in air. We breathe in 234trimethylpentale22dimethylbutanecyclohexanechlorohexaneblabbityblahblah...
Wait... are we breathing in air or not?

We don't breathe in 234trimethylpentale22dimethylbutanecyclohexanechlorohexaneblabbityblahblah. We breathe in ai- Wait... are we breathing in 234trimethylpentale22dimethylbutanecyclohexanechlorohexaneblabbityblahblah or not?

Only if she brought mayonaise with her.

How do I evolve my Arbok into a Seviper?

With the power of rom hacking.

Am I the only person who wishes my life was one big rom so I can hack and fix every problem with it?

Even if your life was a ROM, that wouldn't work unless you were Neo in the Matrix.

How much bro could a smash bro smash if a smash bro could smash bros (lame, but I want to know)

Stand in front of stores all week.
Why doesn't everyone have an iPhone 6?

Potatoes.

Do mirrors work in outer space?

Yes. You have to reflect them off the sun at a 90 degree angle.

Does the razz in ma tazz flow smoothly with the jazz?

Yes,but it's very tricky to get right. It's much easier to mix to jazz with some dubstep beforehand.

I saw pac-man at a party the other day and he was doing a thing. Is that normal?

Just ask shrek and donkey!
Does 42 govern the universe?

I don't know, you might wanna ask Shrek. And Donkey.
Why doesn't boneless fried chicken exist? No, I don't mean chicken nuggets.
EDIT: Kinda ninja'd. No, 42 doesn't govern the universe. Um... Er.....
_{Gosh, what's it with this question?! XD}

Because after centuries of breeding, chickens still remain vertebrate.
What is the average air speed of a laden swallow?