Topic: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer

What do I look like, a friggin' bird scientist?!?
Will Rick Astley ever give me up, let me down, run around, or desert me?

yes and then he'll become a meme for what he didn't do.....
what is the answer to all my problems if this question was rhetorical?

No, the post -E3 2015 insanity has only just begun.
How do they get those tiny ships in bottles?

http://goo.gl/H1yOS0

If pi is 3.14159265359, then what is cake?

A lie.
When while Portal 3 come into existence?

It's part of the Half-Life 4 Limited Edition.

If green is a darker color than black, why is it never pitch-green?

Not until 2040.
what if there was an M rated Mario game?

Rated M for Mario

Does a mall babe eat chili fries?

Go to your nearest mall to find out.
Why is this thread so ironically brilliant?

when the Year of Luigi happens.
when well Cow Wars hit the Wii U Eshop?

No, but they make the colors for decomposition.

Are all of the answers in this thread truly stupid?

Nah. Only the answers made on the night of full moons.
If two squared equals four, what do you suppose is equivalent to two rectangled?

Normally, Doritos.

Are you ready?

They don't, the graphics are so amazing that all current gen first party games look like flash games.

Why does Dark Pit amiibo unlock Excitebike?

I'm not answering no questions

Why is my oven smoking?

Because I wanted to.

Edit: I wanted to bake a cake with your oven.

Why is it hard to get noticed?

because it used protect this turn
if girls have long hair and mister peter has long hair too, is peter a a girl or are all girls named peter?

Probably not. But we got screws. You could get screws with that.

How many licks?

One! A-Two! Three crunch The world may never know

Where did you get that dress

Beowulf. Big Band is 90% smooth, so "he" doesn't count.

What am I holding in my left hand?