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1. Posted: Wed 12th Jun 2013 13:26 BST
Abandoned as child in the woods he was left alone to fight for his survival amongst the wild. Animals surrounded him on all sides he scavenged for everything he needed. Climbing trees, clawing in their dirt, fishing the river, even capturing bugs just to maintain a meager life. Eventually he joined society just to find out he was a slave to the system. Working tirelessly day and night to pay off a never ending debt to the evil Nook corporation. Trapped, he grew bitter and hatred reached uncontrollable levels. He was ready to battle. He craved the melee. He hungered for the brawl.
This child of the wilderness, this battered soul, has become hardened and unstoppable. Looking into his eyes is like looking into the heart of hell itself. Grown men have legs tremble and bowels shake in presence. All weep like children before his mightiness. He is the oncoming storm, he is the hungry flame, he is a ruthless warrior without a shred of mercy in his soul, he is a titan among the weak! He is The Villager!!!!!!
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2. Posted: Wed 12th Jun 2013 13:38 BST
Forever living to inappropriately touch the mentalities of armchair internet gaming analysts and worthless console war fanboys... Let their sad stories burn eternally within my inbox furnace of hell ;)
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3. Posted: Wed 12th Jun 2013 13:41 BST
When you look into his eyes, you see one desire...
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4. Posted: Wed 12th Jun 2013 13:49 BST
His parents thought they had done the right thing in sending him away. Especially what happened with Uncle Lenny... it's what he would have wanted.
Never had they been so wrong.
In the short time he had been there, he only got stronger.
He can look in the face of corporate greed... and smile.
He can hit fierce, wild predators with a net... and smile.
He can get his eye ravaged by stinging insects... and smile.
The one known as The Master had seen his abilities.
And he was perfect for the job.
"'Take care of' that guy... and make it look like an accident."
The boy would only smile. This was music to his ears. It was what he was born to do.
Edited on Wed 12th June, 2013 @ 13:51 by Captain_Bagel
5. Posted: Wed 12th Jun 2013 21:01 BST
6. Posted: Wed 12th Jun 2013 21:07 BST
"And [Sting!!!], I'm not coming to show YOU or anyone else who the better wrestler is. I'm coming...to hurt you...for real...for a long, looong time. WOOOOO!!!" - 'Nature Boy' Ric Flair
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7. Posted: Wed 12th Jun 2013 22:13 BST
This is fantastic.
Edited on Wed 12th June, 2013 @ 22:13 by RevolverLink
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8. Posted: Thu 13th Jun 2013 02:03 BST
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9. Posted: Thu 13th Jun 2013 02:09 BST
I knew there'd be a new smash meme coming around soon, but I thought it would be Wii Fit trainer, not this remorseless, demon child! D:
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10. Posted: Thu 13th Jun 2013 02:09 BST
There's too much gold in this character.XD
11. Posted: Thu 13th Jun 2013 02:20 BST
The Nintendo Life Metalhead.
12. Posted: Thu 13th Jun 2013 02:32 BST
Why do people point to their wrists when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
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13. Posted: Thu 13th Jun 2013 02:37 BST
Someone should do one with the axe which quotes:
"Chop chop mudda******!"
Edited on Thu 13th June, 2013 @ 02:37 by Marakuto
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14. Posted: Thu 13th Jun 2013 02:40 BST
Can we nominate this for Hall of Fame status?
I mean nothing the Fitness trainer can pull off will be better than this
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15. Posted: Thu 13th Jun 2013 02:44 BST
Greatest thread ever made.
I second @Nobodys_Angel 's Suggestion to nominate it for Hall of Fame status.
16. Posted: Thu 13th Jun 2013 02:49 BST
Yup, this is amazing.
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17. Posted: Thu 13th Jun 2013 03:04 BST
I love it. These things are great.
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18. Posted: Thu 13th Jun 2013 03:07 BST
19. Posted: Thu 13th Jun 2013 03:08 BST
Suddenly, the Wii Fit trainer strikes back!
20. Posted: Thu 13th Jun 2013 03:12 BST
I know what picture i'm gonna make tomorrow, but for now, here's this.
I removed the funny thing here, U mad?
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