"We EAT IT!" Yells Falcon slash Mario. Fox picked it up, swallowed it, twitched, and died. "OH MAH GOD! THEY'RE POISONOUS!" An owl appeared. "ORLY?" You encountered ORLY OWL. What will you do? >Fight >Eat >Poo on >Use item >Run away Mario chooses Poo on! MARIO POOS! Meta Knight chooses Eat! Meta Knight Eats poo covered ORLY OWL! Meta Knight FAINTS! Sonic chooses Run away! Sonic's path is blocked by the enemy! Sonic FAINTS! Kooper chooses Fight! Kooper attacks! Misses! FAINTS!
YOUR PARTY IS WIPED OUT! GAME OVER!
(ORLY?)
SPREAD THE JOY OF THE GREAT TURTLE
HE IS UPON US AND WILL TAKE US TO THE GREAT WAVE
JOIN THE COURT OF TURTLES AND BE REDEEMED THE COURT OF TURTLES
So one by one the Nintendo crew climbed the tall mountain.
Gulp! Kooper looked down and almost fell off the ladder!
"Don't look down Kooper!" Mario said.
"I can't help it! I'm afraid of heights!"
After a few minutes of climbing, the team finally reached the top of the mountain. Mario entered the room where the Yellow Switch was, but to his surprise, it was gone! Where the switch once stood was a large gaping hole in the ground.
"Mama mia! Where did the switch go?" Mario facepalmed.
"Um... It was here a few days ago... Though we did have an earthquake yesterday." Yoshi replied.
"Has Bowser been around here lately?" Meta Knight asked.
"No." Yoshi said. "But I did spot a strange character sneaking around here. I saw the initials on his jacket: HMS."
"HMS..." Fox paused, scratching his chin. "The Happy Mask Salesman?!"
"CORRECT! Nya ha ha ha ha!" the Happy Mask Salesman appeared out of nowhere. "I caused that earthquake. Dimentio has ordered me to stop you from activating the switches, so here I am! One down, 4 more to go! Nya ha ha ha ha ha!"
"Curse you!" Meta Knight cried out.
"Ha! You fools had better turn back before I do something drastic..." the Happy Mask Salesman pointed to a small switch he was holding in his hand.
"Visit Las Vegas today! We have great hotels but also a bunch of crazy people!"
Now back to the show
"I'm here to help you.." whispered the Mask Salesman. "When I heard what he was going to do, I secretly put all the switches on this one pad. I'll activate them for you. You should be able to reach the Special World now."
"That was... convinient.." was all Kooper could say. Then he realized something. "Oh crap... we still have to find an entrance to the Star World. Not only that, but we have to climb down that stupid mountain again!"
So the team set foot down the mountain. Their next goal was to find an entrance to the Star World. After crossing Yoshi's Island, they were able to reach Donut Plains. The first thing the gang decided to do was...
"Visit Las Vegas today! We have great hotels but also a bunch of crazy people!"
Now back to the show
"I'm here to help you.." whispered the Mask Salesman. "When I heard what he was going to do, I secretly put all the switches on this one pad. I'll activate them for you. You should be able to reach the Special World now."
"That was... convinient.." was all Kooper could say. Then he realized something. "Oh crap... we still have to find an entrance to the Star World. Not only that, but we have to climb down that stupid mountain again!"
So the team set foot down the mountain. Their next goal was to find an entrance to the Star World. After crossing Yoshi's Island, they were able to reach Donut Plains. The first thing the gang decided to do was...
No no no no! The Happy Mask Salesman is supposed to be the bad guy! He was ordered by Dimentio to stop the NL crew before they could activate the switches.
You ruined it.
It's hard to continue the story without having to read through pages and pages of posts, so you can't blame them for getting something wrong.
If you add me, I need to at least know you or I won't add you back.
"Visit Las Vegas today! We have great hotels but also a bunch of crazy people!"
Now back to the show
"I'm here to help you.." whispered the Mask Salesman. "When I heard what he was going to do, I secretly put all the switches on this one pad. I'll activate them for you. You should be able to reach the Special World now."
"That was... convinient.." was all Kooper could say. Then he realized something. "Oh crap... we still have to find an entrance to the Star World. Not only that, but we have to climb down that stupid mountain again!"
So the team set foot down the mountain. Their next goal was to find an entrance to the Star World. After crossing Yoshi's Island, they were able to reach Donut Plains. The first thing the gang decided to do was...
No no no no! The Happy Mask Salesman is supposed to be the bad guy! He was ordered by Dimentio to stop the NL crew before they could activate the switches.
You ruined it.
It's hard to continue the story without having to read through pages and pages of posts, so you can't blame them for getting something wrong.
But the part with the Salesman confronting the NL crew was the first post he responded to.
Anyways, let's continue, I fixed it.
@akacesfanThe first thing the gang decided to do was...
Complain about the strange plot twist that just occurred.
"Um, wasn't that Mask Salesman supposed to be a badguy?" Kooper asked, scratching his head.
"Yeah, but for some reason he changed his mind in the middle of his speech." Fox replied.
"Maybe he has multiple personality disorder?" Kooper said.
The NL crew soon approached the first Ghost House in Donut Plains.
"I'm not going in there..." Yoshi said. "I hate ghosts!"
"Fine." Mario said. "But you can stay out here and get eaten by all the big dinosaurs. Do you want that?"
Yoshi gulped and reluctantly followed Mario and the rest of the gang inside the Ghost House...
And out jumped Luigi, with his Poltergust 3000 "Luigi!" Mario said, "Those ghosts," "Yes?" "Can you stop them?" "Of course!" Luigi exclaimed as he sucked the ghosts up. After that Luigi began fading away... To the realm of Activision...
Back with Mario and the gang, they were walking twords their destination, with Mario heartbroken. Then they meet a ten year old boy. "Hi, I'm Ash." the boy said. "Are you fighting against the Xbox planet?" Meta Knight said. "Yes. He took all my pokemon other than Pikachu, Charizard, and Squirtle." Ash said. The gang broke out in happiness. "Great." "What?" "I found this place and got lost." "We know where to go." Fox said...
Hey man, listen: I thought that there might be a thread like my thread, so I went through 15 pages of forums to see if there was one like mine, and I thought that if there isn't one 15 pages back, then there is not one. I even went on Google and put in a whole bunch of different search thingies...nothing.
So here is what I suggest: The two threads are NL, but in alternate dimensions. Now, they must battle for the true right to be "The Nintendo Life Adventure/ The Chronicles of NintendoLife"! ~or the two threads could just leave each other alone...please?
So Falco went to find Fox and talk to him, but much to his surprise, Fox was quite sane. "I don't understand." Falco told Fox. "Falco, I only pretended to go mad so that Bill Gates and his evil empires of Microsoft and Activision would think that part of the prophecy had come to pass. Now they're going to start performing the merger rituals to early and they won't work so Bill Gates and his minions will think they have failed!!!!" "That's brilliant Fox!!!!" exclaimed Falco. But just as they were rejoicing at Fox's brilliant plan, directly from behind them, they heard some girly giggles and an equally girly voice that exclaimed...
Psalm 19:14 "Let the words of my mouth, and the meditation of my heart, be acceptable in your sight O Lord my strength and my redeemer." :) The Godloggery I finally finished my backloggery!!!! WOOHOO!!!! :) lol [url=ht...
"Look at that manly Fox. I haven't seen you in forever!"
Fox turned around and his jaw dropped. The voice came from a beautiful female fox with blue fur. It was Krystal.
Krystal walked up to Fox and kissed him on the lips. Fox blushed.
Meta Knight interrupted. "Wait wait wait... this isn't going to turn into a furry story is it?"
Krystal laughed and patted Fox on the shoulder. "We're just playing around. Right Fox?"
Fox gulped, a little embarrassed that Krystal was just joking with him.
"Well... you see Krystal... I uh..."
Krystal put her finger to Fox's lip. "Shh... I know what you're thinking. Yes I like you too, but now is not the time for romance. I have SERIOUS BUSINESS to take care of."
"What is it?" Mario asked.
"Dinosaur Planet is dying. The planet is being destroyed by a malevolent force from another dimension."
"Dimentio..." Meta Knight muttered out loud.
"I'm sorry... who?" Krystal asked.
Meta Knight huffed. "He is an evil sorcerer from another dimension. He was in the game Super Paper Mario. He has the power to manipulate time and space, hence his name."
"Well, it could be him... I don't know." Krystal looked to the ground for a moment, then turned towards Fox. "All I know is Dinosaur Planet needs your help! Not just you Fox, I need help from all of you!"
So they all agreed to help Krystal. But as soon as they did, Dimentio appeared out of nowhere, laughed evilly and sent them all into another dimension. As a matter of fact he sent them right into the lair of Bill Gates and his evil Microsoft and Activision Empires where Bill Gates was just beginning to perform the merger rituals as Fox and Falco had discussed. But they had all been teleported into a cage surrounded by Call of Duty Soldiers on every side. There must have been at least thirty of them. What were they going to do?! The Call of Duty Soldiers began closing in on the cage with their guns pointed at all of them. One of the Call of Duty Soldiers said, "Do you have any last words punks?!" That's when Fox said, in a surprisingly high-pitched voice...
Psalm 19:14 "Let the words of my mouth, and the meditation of my heart, be acceptable in your sight O Lord my strength and my redeemer." :) The Godloggery I finally finished my backloggery!!!! WOOHOO!!!! :) lol [url=ht...
Falcon PUNCH! No, wait, that wasn't Fox. It was Captain Falcon breaking the cage. All of the Call of Duty soldiers were caught by surprise and hesitated, but recovered quickly and continued closing in. The reason for them not shooting is unknown, but everybody quickly caught on and just pushed them to the ground. That is when they found out why the soldiers weren't shooting...
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