Topic: The Birthday Game!

Quick, think of a birthday. Think of your birthday, your brother's birthday, your friend's birthday, whatever. Now use the components of that birthday to formulate a sentence using the key below. Have fun!

Month:
1: I abused
2: I cuddled with
3: I snuck pictures of
4: I assasinated
5: I played with
6: I spent the night with
7: I kidnapped the infant child of
8: I got in a fight to the death with
9: I tickled
10: I ran for my life away from
11: I stalked
12: I insulted the family of

Day:
1: Link
2: Mario
3: Olimar
4: Zelda
5: Snake
6: Ness
7: Megan Fox
8: Neku
9: Falco
10: theblackdragon
11: Jack Baur
12: Bowser
13: Midna
14: Myself
15: Corbie
16: Sora
17: Samus
18: A Great Jaggi
19: An obsessive fanboy
20: A metroid
21: Ash Ketchum
22: Peach
23: Kirby
24: A mentally unstable hobo
25: Mia Fey
26: Chrono
27: Angelina Jolie
28: Edgeworth
29: A rock
30: My prison inmate
31: James Newton

Last Digit of the Year:
0: But it was a lot of work.
1: Because it was destined to be.
2: Bringing me one step closer to my master plan to rule the world.
3: Because I didn't think I'd get caught...
4: In order to prepare for the future.
5: Because I felt like I had waited long enough.
6: So someone would pay attention to me.
7: And it was amazing.
8: But it wasn't like I expected it to be...
9: Because it seemed like a good idea at the time.

Let's see...My birthday is 2/9/94, sooo...

I cuddled with Falco in order to prepare for the future... O.o Huh, interesting...

I stalked mario and it was amazing (WOW, lol) I'm gonna do lots of b-days, this is hilarious

I assassinated olimar so someone would pay attention to me. LOL

I abused Ness and it was amazing?
and lol Jack Baur.

LOL, that's ummm.... a very nice sentence...

I ran for my life away from olimar but it wasn't waht I expected it to be...

I stalked Mario so someone would pay attention to me!?
_{its scary how accurate this is...}

How does abusing Kirby bring me one step closer to my master plan to rule the world?
Also, I gave up on that plan years ago.

I insulted the family of Jack Baur bringing me one step closer to my master plan to rule the world.

I TICKLED JAMES NEWTON BECAUSE I FELT THAT I HAD WAITED LONG ENOUGH!?!?!?!?!?!

i assassinated Corbie because he still hasn't answered my questions about My Aquarium 2...
...I mean because Corbie wouldn't pay attention to me
...I mean so someone would pay attention to me

jesus, locke, put the bottle down

I assassinated James Newton but it wasn't like I expected it to be...
No offense James

I got in a fight to the death with a rock because it was destined to be.

I hope I won that fight...

I ran away from a great Jaggi but it wasn't like I expected it to be...

IM sorry, but the rock used his awesome moves on you and you lost.... don't worry it was a very skilled rock at karate.

I stalked myself so someone would pay attention to me.

heeeey, dont steal my joke!

I spent the night with Link because I felt like I had waited long enough. D:

I stalked Peach because I didn't think I'd get caught!

I tickled link beacuse it seeme dlike a good idea at the time
(not anymore though)

haha this is great!