Topic: Mario walks into a bar...

Waffels. Big fluffy syrup drenched waffels that tasted ....

like french toast, that caused horrendous gas that smelled so bad it...

Made peach vomit strawberries she had bought at...

Found herself in a chipotle instead, staffed by redeads. When she tried to leave...

Without sandals, she kept jumping with one foot only and said " Tralala, Trilili, Trololo !" ..........

Bowser. He had always wanted to eat Peach, and...

Enjoy her sweet taste and soft....

Armpits. Bowser had never tried armpits, until his friend...

As the redeads froze peach for bowser to carry off...

Alucard came swooping down in bat form to warn.......

Pits. Instead, Alucard explained, he should...

...swoop down on Hyrule on a fairy unicycle....

Two hours later, Spongebob and Patrick asked about Feng Shui from Lyle (Happy Home Academy) before buying a house in Breath of the Wild........

When Lyle said there were no underwater homes in Hyrule...

Squidward jumped with joy and became the new King of Darkness.

performing Dancing Pompokolin with Chibi Maruko chan while his stomach was empty......

And understanding what this law really meant...

Spongebob challenged Squidward to a duel, similar to the final boss of Twilight Princess. The final boss theme was fused with the Rake Hornpipe theme.

Mario's face with Rainbow Moon Heartache from Super Sailor Moon magical rod......

Mario questions the Narrator on his choice of anime.