Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, but you never see Hulk or another planet the entire movie.

I wish that a winning lottery ticket flew through my window, right now.

Granted, but the prize money you get is only $1.

I wish I had an NA New Nintendo 3DS right now.

Granted, but it only plays games from North Korea.

I wish Splatoon would come out now.

Granted, but it only contains the E3 demo for $60.00

I wish my laptop headphone jack wasn't so finicky.

Granted, but you cannot buy any Nintendo games for 6 months.

I wish all future Nintendo Directs including today's has nothing to do with Super Smash Bros.

Granted, but it means the Wii U version will be cancelled and there will be no DLC PERIOD. Sucks if you're a Mewtwo fan.
I wish for a pizza. I want it to be Pepperoni, and from Papa Johns. I don't want it to just be named by someon's Papa named John, I don't want it to be cold, I don't want it to have any chance of killing me, or putting me in a coma, or harming me in any way, I don't want any one to die because, I don't want it to be made from human body parts, I don't want it be dropped on the floor or in the toilet or spat on, and I don't want it to be so hot that I burn my fingers off, I just want the temperature to be just right, I don't want it to cost my soul or any body parts or family members, just money, it needs to cost the type of currency I have, and the price has to be the normal amount for pizza from Papa John's. There. Try and corrupt that.

You get your pizza, but then all of a sudden the laws of physics no longer apply to anything containing wheat; your pizza then floats off.

I wish for more wishes.

Granted, but the person who will cook it has not been born yet. Please understand.
Granted, but those wishes cannot be used
I wish for my wish not to be corrupted.

Granted...wait, what was the wish again?

I wish for wishes.

Granted, but then someone took your wishes.

I wish I can become the Pink-Haired Female Villager.

Granted, for 30 seconds

I wish for a white christmas

Granted, the whole world will be painted white for Christmas.

I wish for a new chair.

Granted, but it then falls apart.
I wish for AMD's 8 core CPU in fully working condition, brand new, plugged into the correct spot in my PC with the old one removed and everything in working condition.

Granted, 7 cores are faulty.

I wish for a free Wii U 2

Granted, Powerpuffs is now so unpopular
I want $100!

Granted, you get a paper cut from the bill, and bleed to death.

I want an uncorruptible wish.

Granted, that means you would have to be purely selfless which means either you are no longer human or you had no wish in the first place. universe implodes
I wish for a month long, paid, road trip vacation.

Granted, but you have no way of watching it.

I wish for a good Age of Empires 4 game.

Granted but it's specs are far beyond what any computer can run.

I wish.

Granted before you wish, a wish killer visits you
I wish for a fruit