Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, but now I will refer to you as NegaStarBoy for the rest of eternity. >:3

I wish people would sign the petition in my sig.

Granted but the rotten chunks of pixel walrus enter your gullet. Enjoy your salmonella.
I wish there was such a thing as Gangsta-Country-Western-Rap so I could laugh at how much it sucks.

Granted, but you become the best Gangsta-Country-Western-Rap singer there is.

i wish the power to talk with animals!

Granted but all they say are horrible puns.
I wish I had a larger capacity MP3 Player.

Granted, but all your files mysteriously convert themselves to AAC!

I wish my GBA SP had an unlimited battery life.

Granted but the screen is broken.

I wish I didn't have to do American or British literature.

Granted, but now you have to do Roman and Greek literature.

I wish I had the most expensive Mac Pro on Apple website.

Granted but you went broke doing it.
I wish I could go back in time to get a top loading nes.

Granted! Now his show and dora the explorer's have merged!

I wish gamestop had an "all you can grab for free" day.

Granted, they've hidden all the new releases and popular games, though.

I wish that I didn't have to make Any wishes after corrupting others'.

Granted, but now everyone hates you since you aren't willing to participate.

I wish I could get the Jonas Brothers DS game for cheap.

Granted, but it was only cheap because the game files were corrupted.
I wish Dementium 2 was released on February 16, instead of it being delayed.

Granted, Dementium 2 was released in a buggy, unplayable state because it was released too early.

I wish I could get those 5 hours I spent sitting in a museum back.

Granted, but instead you get to sit in Math class for five hours!!!! lol

I wish you didn't have to pay money for video games.

_{5 hours of Math class? Hurray!!}
Granted...they're called freeware/flash games.

I wish I could choose between playing C&C 1, 2, or 3.

Granted, however the save files are all corrupted
I wish I was a ninja!

Your wish is granted, now you'll be forced to follow the rules of Oboro Ninjutsu (of Shinobi III: Return of the Ninja Master fame).

I wish I had a Star Bit flavored ice cream.

Granted but I don' know who that is and now you don't either.

I wish I was King Midas! (fanfare)

Granted, now everything you touch (including food) turns to gold. The irony, I know.

I wish Charlie Brown was happy.

Granted but now you're not.

I wish I didn't have to sleep EVER!!!