Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, but with no more competition, Nintendo starts putting less effort into making their games!

I wish that the poor people of the world had some extra money this holiday season.

Granted, the UN is now so deep in debt that they can no longer function.

I wish that it was incredibly inexpensive to develop games.

Granted: http://www.yoyogames.com/
_Enjoy!
I wish I could get around to finishing my tabletop game.

Granted, but you forgot to add the rules and pieces of the game
_{It's past midnight here right now; good night}

I wish I could have a sandwich right now

granted but it has bird crap in it i wish this wish wont be corrupted

Granted, but now the whole point of this thread is moot

I wish there were red carpets everywhere

Granted, but they are all made of TNT.
I wish I had good board game ideas.

Granted, but your definition of "good" does not apply to everyone in this context, and thus we become bored of it

I wish I knew what bungee jumping was like
_{Not that I'd ever want to try it}

Granted but once you try it, you wish you never did because someone had cursed it and whenever you bounced, you teleport somewhere random.
I wish I never embarrass myself ever again.

Granted, you are now stuck in a time loop where you infinitely embarrass yourself.
I wish I could time travel without causing any paradoxes.

Granted, now you travel to the End of Time, from which you may never return

I wish for a drum set

Granted do do da do. do do da do.

I wish to get a legal Shaymin in Pokemon HG

Granted but it is the only pokemon that you can have in your party ever and stays at lv 2
I wish I could know what the smartest things to do at the smartest times were.

Granted, but you never do them.
I wish I had someone to do something with.

Granted, you have Bill to play something but once you think of something to do, you have 5 minutes until he leaves forever.
I wish for an exclusive copy of my favorite game in 2012.

Granted, but you realize how much the game sucks after your years of anticipation.
I wish to know where that other posterboard went...

Granted, you find out that it's locked inside your closet

I wish all the doorknobs were fancy

Granted, but now no one can afford doors!

I wish for a revival of Americana (pre-60s American pop culture, not the country genre).

Granted, but it drives the world mad, and expels the culture permanently because of that

I wish I had wings on my back

Granted, but you can only fly for five minutes!
_{Get what I'm making a reference to?}

I wish food would never spoil.