Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, but you can only fly for five minutes!
_{Get what I'm making a reference to?}

I wish food would never spoil.

Granted, now the drinks do that instead
_{Hey, Yakko =) The Kirby Fan Club has turned into the Master Land forums =) Also, are you alluding to that one stage from Super Mario World? If not, please feel free to correct me}

I wish I had some trail mix

Granted, but it bites your head off

I wish for a pet cow

Granted, but it follows you wherever you go forever and ever

I wish I knew the secret of the Rubik's cube

@StarBoy: I think he's alluding to Kid Icarus Uprising.

Granted, but then you tell everyone how to solve it quickly and then no one bothers with it anymore.

I wish I had a dish of fish.

Granted, now you're completely filled with guilt for eating creatures of the sea
_{Good night}

I wish I could know every song ever made by heart

Granted, only now you become subject to paparazzi 24/7.

I wish every TV channel would show what they were originally intended to show.

Granted, now all the news shows and weather forecasts have been eradicated, meaning the only way to know what's happened is by reading the paper

I wish glass would not break

Granted. But now all action movies have to make everything out of wood since all of those cool scenes with breaking glass can no longer be filmed!!!! lol

I wish I never had to worry about getting money again!!!!

Granted, now you're so rich, that everyone will be coming at your door to kindly ask you to loan some money to them

I wish I could master piano-playing

Granted, but now you forget all about Nintendo...oh noes!
_{Think of the Lumas! Won't somebody please think of the Lumas?!}
I wish I had a White Luma companion.

Granted, but now you have to constantly feed it star bits.

I wish I could finish more video games.

Granted, you finish one more!

I wish some of these corruptions weren't so burn!

Granted, now they're cold instead

I wish I was wearing a Christmas hat right now

Granted, now you're Santy Claus and have to deliver presents to little children and live at the North Pole making toys 364 days a year.

I wish Sega would make a new console.

Granted, but it suffers the same fate as the _3DO in that it costs about $700 and barely anyone can afford it

I wish cell phones were waterproof

Granted. Now they can only be used when completely submerged in water which turns out to be highly impractical and annoying!!!!

I wish I had an internship at a church.

Granted, only it's the Vatican Church, which means you have to live in Rome and learn Latin.

I wish for a double Uvula Spritzer, twist of fleck rind, and hacked and whipped.

Granted. You got exactly what you asked for, and that sounds like it was probably painful enough!!!! lol

I wish I could pause time.

Granted, now nothing is happening

I wish I made cards that have sound in them