Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, now it starts early, too.

I wish Metroid Fusion was longer. :'-(

granted, but it was so long, Samus got bored and left.

I wish I could be Samus' brother.

Granted, but now you can't have any sick romantic fantasies about her.

I wish Nintendo was making another Metroid game already.

Granted, but it takes place in an endless abyss of a blackhole in space, from which you can never get out
_{I wonder if NintendoBuddy noticed the corruption I made for him?}

I wish I could invent an X-shaped ruler

Granted, but now people can only measure their Xes!
_{Good morning, Nintenpeeps!
All is well, StarBuddy! No need to worry =D}

I wish for a Lake Soda.

Granted. You are given a combination of lake water and seltzer water.

I wish I didn't get so much homework over the weekends.

Granted, but now you don't have weekends!

I wish we could start Power Rangers now.

Granted, but the episode ends abruptly
_{Thank you, NintendoBuddy =)}

I wish I could live in the water

Wish granted but you live with Sharks and eels.

I wish humans could fly.

Granted, now they can never touch the ground again
_{You must be new to this thread, JustYourAverageBleh}

I wish I could wear a costume for Halloween

Granted, but the zipper's stuck!

I wish I could warp four days into the future to find out the release date and price for the 3DS.

Granted, but now there are only three-hundred-sixty-one days a year

I wish every word ever made was pronounceable

Granted, but now you can't stop talking.

I wish todays Power Rangers episode was going faster.

Granted, but it ends sooner than you want it to!
_{@StarBoy: I've noticed that you talk a lot about the English language. Do you want to be an English teacher?}

I wish I knew the exact release date for Sonic the Hedgehog 4: Episode 1.

Granted, it gets released in the last day of the year ................................................... 2011
_{Nope, but I like talking about it}

I wish you could continue NES Kid Icarus with a save feature instead of a password feature (four sets of six-character passwords is too much)

Granted, but you still have to hold Reset while turning the power off.

I wish Sega Saturn games were on Virtual Console.

Granted, but only one game is released for it - Sonic R!

I wish I could come up with a new thread idea...
_{I got it}

Granted, it will be the thread of getting Rick Rolled

I wish my best friend could do something else OTHER THAN PLAYING HALO REACH FOR 24 HOURS STRAIGHT!!! D=<

Granted, he falls asleep for twenty-four hours straight

I wish there would be a third Goofy movie [A Goofy Movie and An Extremely Goofy Movie are good]

Granted, but it's a short film that only goes for fifteen minutes!

I wish for a Good Egg.