Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

I would grant that, but then you'd be that little bit more bored!

I wish I wasn't so tired.

Granted, but you never sleep again.
I wish you had granted my last wish.

Granted, you get a time machine and go back in time and hack into NFreak007's account and corrupt your wish, but when you get back, it was the same before you did it because if it was already what you typed, you wouldn't have to do it, allowing him to type whatever he wants for that wish.

I wish I could concentrate on finishing my summer reading homework.

Granted, but you get sucked into the book and can't leave until the story's finished!
_{Just on a sidenote, how did you do your avatar Destroyer360? It's awesome!}

I wish I could live in the Mushroom Kingdom...specifically Toad Town.

Granted, but it soon gets attacked by Bowser and his minions!

I wish I could travel the world

Granted, but the plane is the Sky Pop, which is being attacked by Tatanga and his minions!
_{You destroy Tatanga and save Daisy though!}

I wish I could learn to Scuba dive.

Granted, But your air tank explodes. (is that even possible )

I wish I could teleport.

Granted, but you teleport to a blackhole, from which you can never return

I wish my bed could make itself

Granted. But it also decides to start washing itself, feeding itself, and it eventually decides to get its own apartment, and it moves out, and now you have nowhere to sleep!!!! lol

I wish all of my homework and papers (ESPECIALLY PAPERS) would do themselves!!!!

Granted, but you won't learn anything if your homework does itself! You will be doomed when you take your tests, since they can't do themselves!
_{Dr. Doofinshmirtz is a character on Phineas and Ferb, a Disney Channel show that isn't so bad.}

I wish I could destroy G4 for giving Metroid: Other M such a low score. _{2/5 my rump!}

Granted. But then IGN gives it an even lower score, and build an indestructible wall around themselves so that you can't do anything to hurt them as they broadcast the lowest score ever all over the world!!!! lol

I wish I had a copy of Metroid: Other M.

Granted, but that's the only game you will get all year!

I wish I wasn't so angry about a mere review.

Granted. But now you get angry about a simple review instead!!!!

I wish I could download everything instantaneously!!!!

Granted, now you're broke

I wish there was no such thing as allergies

Granted. But now you get all of the other diseases instead.

I wish I had all of the Carcassonne expansions!!!!

Granted, but now that you have everything, you can't find anything else to do!

I wish that annoying cell phone ring tones never existed.

Granted, but now you'll never know if someone made an urgent call or not

I wish I could do a backflip on the ground

Granted. But suddenly, Dr. Doofensmirtz creates a ground-away-inator making all of the ground in the Tri-State Area (and the whole world for that matter) disappear, leaving you with no place to do a backflip!!!! lol

I wish I could post faster!!!!

Granted, but now you are stuck waiting for everybody else to keep up!

I wish I had some nachos.

Granted, but they taste unusually sour and make you sick

I wish I could always have an umbrella with me in case it should rain