Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, but they taste unusually sour and make you sick

I wish I could always have an umbrella with me in case it should rain

Granted, but you open it in the house and get bad luck!

I wish the Ninjabread Man got eaten.

Granted. But you ate him, and it tasted terrible!!!! So terrible, in fact, that you got sick and died!!!! lol

I wish people didn't make poor quality games!!!! lol

Granted, but mediocre games still exist!

I wish I made a fortune.

Granted. But you didn't receive any of it!!!! It all went to the government!!!!

I wish I had unlimited Genies with unlimited wishes!!!!

Granted, but the genie gets so bored of granting your wishes, that he transforms you into one, sacrificing your freedom

I wish I could stretch more

Granted, but you can't stretch back to your normal shape!

I wish Luigi's Mansion got more respect.

Granted, but Luigi himself gets no respect at all.
I wish someone would be my friend on WarioWare DIY.

Granted but they are only your friend for 5 minutes.

I wish tomorrow wont be so hot.

Granted, but you freeze to death. Then Fawful puts you in a sandwich and eats you. Then the Dark Star eats him.
I wish for what Tasuki wished for.

Granted, but it lacks toner, so you can't see what you printed

I wish it was possible to get up early every day

Granted, but you somehow lost all your gameboy's and can't seem to find newer ones online or at stores.
I wish that all mankind suddenly had a change of attitude and immediately learned to respect one another.

EDIT: I was beaten by the star...
Granted, but you get to up one second after you just slept.

Granted but that kind of respect is too much for you so you wish it back to normal and then a war breaks out just after you wish it back

I wish I couldn't be possesed (not requiring something to posses me to do it.)

Granted, you're now immune to possession, and everything else for that matter

I wish I could find sunken treasure

@starboy - I wasn't referring to everyone. You are one of the most approachable users here
Granted, but by touching the chest, your mind was corrupted by an ominous entity that left you really greedy once you've surfaced out of the water henceforth turning you into the darkness you've always feared you'd become.

I wish that all individuals have learned to overcome all their temptations in life...

Granted, but it leaves you broke the moment you buy it so you can't purchase anything else for a long time

I wish for the world to be filled with rainbows

Granted, but flying pigs block their views constantly.

I wish for more sleep.

Granted, but you sleep so much, that you miss out on so much stuff, and become the modern Rip Van Winkle

I wish there was background music playing irl (how cool would that be?)

Granted, but it's Never Gonna Give You Up on a constant loop!

I wish I had a job.

Granted, but it's always this.

I every shop stayed open 24/7.

EDIT: Argh, beaten.

Granted, but they don't pay you.