Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, but now it'll seem like the animation has never changed, bringing tedium to television

I wish there were no such things as headaches or tummyaches

Granted, but heartaches still exist!

I wish I knew why KirbyMaster is SonicMaster again.

[So do I]
Granted, but the moment you know it he'll steal your soul

I wish I could form up a stellar constellation

Granted, but it's in Animal Crossing!

I wish I knew what happened to the Kremlings and why they aren't in the new Donkey Kong Country game.

Granted, but you find out that they've actually been replaced by realistic-looking saltwater crocodiles, making the game an educational experience!

I wish I knew, "How do you do?".

Granted, but now you don't know the answer to "Why do you do?"

I wish I could see the Lochness monster

Not granted, because I have no idea what you are saying.
EDIT: Sorry Starboy, I was answering NintendoPurist when you posted before me. Here's for you:
Granted, but then it eats you.
I wish Pixel made a Cave Story sequel and it was awesome and freeware.

That's okay, Destroyer

Granted, but it's highly expensive

I wish Lumas would appear in a Kirby game

Starboy, I wished the Cave Story sequel was freeware (as in it's free for PC, like the original)....

Granted, but Nintendo decided that the Lumas took too much attention away from Kirby, so.... they got rid of Kirby, and he never appears in another game.

I wish my Club Nintendo Mario Character Figurine came to me today exactly as it was in the picture and fully intact.

@Destroyer - oh, sorry

Granted, except it's as flat as the picture it's in (I hope I didn't do it wrong this time, too, Destroyer)

I wish some corruptions weren't hard to make

Granted, so I'll make this corruption easy for you...wow, that was easy

I wish for an easy corruption for my wish too!

Granted. THE WHOLE EARTH EXPLODES!!!!!!

I wish I could go to the moon like an astronaut.

@NintendoPurist - granted, but it's so easy, that you shrink and become sad, and regret having asked for an easy corruption
@Yakko - granted, but you left the keys to the space shuttle in the space shuttle, and now you're forever stranded in space (where Lumas live)

I wish for tomorrow to be a special day

Granted, but everybody forgets the special occasion!

I wish neighborhood dogs would stop treating my lawn like a bathroom..

Granted but now your house becomes the next target.

I wish for a candy bar.

Granted, but it is all melted.

I wish the postal system was faster.

Granted, it's faster by a second!

I wish Sega Saturn games were on Virtual Console.

Granted all 10 of them will be there by Christmas.

I wish I made more money.

Granted but you made Monopoly money.

I wish you would get on Monster Hunter Tri instead of doing whatever boring thing you are doing right now.

Granted, but that "boring" thing was saving the earth from aliens, so THE WHOLE EARTH EXPLODES!

I wish I could write a book instead of just thinking about it.