Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, but that book is so boring the people who read it commit suicide
i wish i could be president

Granted, but the job is too tough and stressful for you that it endangers the United States!

I wish I had some M&M's right now.

Granted but they are filled with poop instead of chocolate.

I wish there was a street made out of buttons.

Granted, but it's in a stage in Kirby's Epic Yarn.

I wish I had some M&M's with REAL chocolate.

Granted, but the chocolate contains 0% sugar and 0% sweetener, making the M&Ms taste really bitter!

I wish for a black gas mask with a working filtration system...I really do want one, honest

Granted, you get it as an item in Animal Crossing: Wild World. (I have one in it )

I wish it was possible to travel back in time.

Granted, but to do that you need the time machine from Napoleon Dynamite!

I wish I could travel in an airplane.

Granted, but the plane is a toy, so you don't leave the ground!

I wish for a real full-face respirator mask with an ordinary canister-filter attachment and an SCBA attachment providing enough pure Earth air which is not contaminated in any way to keep me alive for at least eight hours per fill...I'm telling the truth

Granted, but its a rock.

I wish for a rock

Granted, but it comes to you by crashing through your window!

I wish NintendoPurist got his air mask (because he wants one for some reason).

Granted, but it gets stolen the moment he receives it

I wish I knew why NintendoPurist wanted a gas mask so badly (where is he gonna go that could possibly require this thing?)

(Me too!)

Granted, but you will be disturbed once you find out!

I wish Yoshi was my pet.

Granted, but he demands that you feed it some eggs every two hours, otherwise you'll become an egg yourself

I wish I could help raise a pet dragon (a toddler dragon)

Granted, but once he's all grown up, you'll feel sad letting him go, making you an empty nester.

I wish that these next ten days won't be too slow (try to guess why:)).

Granted, but Other M was delayed until 2018.

I wish I could fly.

Granted, but it's The Miracle of Flight, which lasts only five minutes.

I wish I had an ocarina.

Granted, but its covered in Link's spit.

I wish that my wish would not be corrupted.

Granted, but that's breaking the rules, so you must be punished.

I wish StarBoy91 could see my recent forum topic.

Granted, but he's alseep.
^{lol, most likely not, but idk}

I wish he sees it too.

Granted, but he doesn't believe what he's seeing!
_{By the way, I want the gas mask for when I start my airbrushing...and as part of a costume!}

I wish people would visit my thread and post pictures and videos of their DQIX characters