Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted but than they arnt addicting anymore

I wish I could go to Japan

Granted and you get to go to Nintendo of Japan then they force you to play Superman 64 for one year straight to help fix the problems for a Vicky release.

I wish I could grow bananas in my backyard.

Granted, but now you can never walk in your backyard again; and you're reduced to a banana-only diet

I wish I could transform into a galaxy

Granted, but I don't have enough Star Bits! Besides, Mario, Luigi, and Yoshi will just walk all over you!

I wish those old Mario cartoons had better animation and writing.

Granted, but now all other cartoon shows at the time will have had inferior animation in comparison

I wish I could walk through walls

Granted, but one day, without noticing, you'll end up in the lady's rest room with your new power! Craziness and embarassment ensue!

I wish there was no such thing as acne.

Granted, but it only gets worse after that

I wish I could skate on ice without falling

Granted. But thats the only way you can move from place to place by skating on ice.

I wish I had a pool in my backyard.

Granted, but your obnoxious neighbors want to use it, too!

I wish telephone soliciters would stop calling me while I eat dinner.

Granted. Now you dont eat dinner anymore and are hungry.

I wish Sega would produce the Sega Genesis again.

Granted, but they don't produce any games for it!

I wish the DSi Browser was faster.

Granted, but doing so gives the battery only a 5 minute life span and you lost the charger.

I wish they would remake the Super Mario Bros movie with a better plot this time.

Granted, but now all other movie remakes have a terrible plot, terrible acting, terrible editing...you get the idea!
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I wish for a fish on a dish served to a witsh...er, witch.

Granted, but it's planted where a fat guy ranted!

I wish I could have the perfect ice cream.

Granted, but it's all you ever eat, and you never eat anything else again, stuffing yourself in the process

I wish I could run non-stop without my side hurting

Granted, but you slip on your sweat, causing you to fall!

I wish Nintendo of America respected Luigi more.

I wish this thread will continue.

Granted, but you have to corrupt my wish in order for it to do so.

Like I said before, I wish Luigi was respected more by Nintendo of America.

granted but nows theres only luigi in games and that means no mario or anything
i wish hammer bro is playable in ALL mario games

Gratned but it make the game waaaaay to easy.

I wish the DSi would play GBA games.