Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Gratned but it make the game waaaaay to easy.

I wish the DSi would play GBA games.

Granted, but now it can't play DS games.

I wish I knew a two-headed person (or people?).

Granted, but knowing "a two-headed people" is impossible, therefore your wish is nullified.

I wish I could visit this site more often.

Granted, now you must sit at your computer with this site open in your web browser at all times for the rest of your life.

I wish for whirled peas.

That did not work as planned..

Granted, but now nobody hates anybody, because I thought you said 'World Peace'

I wish that Beast Wars would made a significant comeback to the Transformers toyline.

Granted, but it brings all the other line-up of toys to shame

I wish to create a bridge

Granted, but it's London Bridge and it falls down!

I wish sponges would never stink after wiping up a lot of milk.

Granted, but now they have such a divine smell that it entrances you forevermore

I wish I could help raise a pet goldfish

Granted, but it's a Goldfish cracker!

I wish I could stay forever lean.

Granted but if you eat anything again you will end up really obese

I wish I had a CD full of tracks that have Bill Cosby saying Zip-Zop-Zoobity-Boop.

Granted, but u dont have a cd player

I wish my Xbox wasn't broken

Granted, but now every other box you own is broken!

I wish that my laundry could clean itself.

Granted, but you no longer can wear clothes

I wish PunnyGuy's laundry cleaned itself

Granted, but you already corrupted it! I'm a nudist now! _{It was nice of you to wish something up for me.}

I wish castlehominid99's Xbox was fixed.

Granted, but I also gets call of duty black ops before its out

I wish orangatang's could fly

Granted, but that flight was stolen from wedge-tailed eagles, which can now only walk!

I wish I knew why I like PunnyGuy's jokes

Granted, but you can't read anymore

I wish i knew why i love PunnyGuy

Granted, but once you learn, you'll never look at me the same way again! _{Awww shucks.....}

I wish Otaku was here.

Granted, but s/he's under a new username, avatar, signature and personality altogether!

I wish I knew what an 'animaniac' was.