Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

@STB granted but then a clown takes a tomato for a red nose and gets steaming mad! Then he blows up.
I wish I could be rich.

Granted, but they eat all the crops in the world, resulting in your death.
I wish I had toast.

EDIT: Granted, but the money is in an outdated currency.

@starboy91 granted. but then you jump into a pool with them on and they fly off your face and sink in the 30 ft. deep zone.
I wish for tissues.

@STB the toast comes alive and says,"Only Toasters Toast Toast!"
I wish for a chair!

Granted, but you're glued to it.

I wish people would not post all at once.

I gtg ppl bye!

@Wooperman1 Granted, but they corrode your face on contact.
@StarBoy91 Granted, but now all but one person posts at once.
I wish for something awesome.

Granted, but it's fragile and easily breakable.

I wish there was an SNK Arcade Classics Vol. 2 compilation.

Granted, but there's only one copy.
I wish the CD-i got some popularity.

@STB- Granted, but everyone starts thinking that the Zelda CD-i games are the SH!T and everything else sucks.

I wish my new flipnote I posted on Hatena got a lot mor deserved attention.

Granted, but the attention it got was too much, and was filled with nothing but destructive criticism.

I wish I could go to Disney World.
[Nice avatar, Qwikman ]

@StarBoy91- Granted, but the plane you take to get there runs out of fuel and crashes into the Gulf of Mexico, starting a big ol' fire that cannot be contained due to the oil spill.

I wish Metroid Other M could come out today.
[Oh, and thanx btw]

Granted, but it flew above your reach and you never got to play it.

I wish for food ^{yum yum}

Granted, you eat so much food that you become a blob and cannot move anywhere.

I wish to charge my wireless mouse.

Granted, but there was too much voltage and it exploded.
I wish I had infinite, usable, genuine money in current USD.

Granted but the only things you can use it on are the things you hate now and will hate forever.

I wish I could learn more about the site.

Granted, but you suddenly forget what you learned.
I wish all toasters toasted toast.

Granted, but it burns your tongue and mouth once you try to eat it.

I wish to grow a beanstalk.
[@Spaghetti - your avatar's eyes ... they're moving!!!]

Granted, But once you climb it, you realize that there is no giant's castle, just a glob of clouds, and out of exhaustion, you fall to your death.
I wish to be the next Tony Stark.

Granted, but you can only wear the Iron Man suit to live; and if your heart gets damaged, you have little to no chance of survival.

I wish Gene Wilder's Young Frankenstein/Frankenstein Junior was also released in color.