Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Hall of Fame?

Granted, but it's counterfeit.
I wish I had Hotel Mario and the Zelda CD-i games, plus all the things needed to play them.

EDIT: @Xkhaoz Granted, but you can't apply your knowledge.

granted. but i stink with computers
i wish i could have every DS game in the world!

Granted, but, like with Dragon Quest V: Hand of the Heavenly Bride, you get to experience unfair anti-piracy where you cannot get anywhere past the first area (that's the story with my copy of the game).

I wish for a wishing well.

Granted, but, um, I DON'T KNOW!!!!

I wish someone would answer my question.

Granted, but the answer is wrong.
Still waiting on my wish.

@Xkhaoz http://www.freedownloadscenter.com/Multimedia_and_Graphics/Mi... - The first Google search result.

granted. But luigi comes and blows up your wishing well.
I wish i could have a jackhammer

(@xkhaoz) Granted, but they kidnap you and take you to soviet russia, where question answers YOU!! (lol picture)
I wish Canvas Curse could get any more awesome!

@Wooperman1 - granted, but you inadvertently hurt your toes while using it.
@SonicMaster - granted, but it's not awesome like you had in mind.

I wish to soar in the Milky Way galaxy.

Granted, but the noise gives you permanent deafness.
Still waiting on my wish.

@StarBoy91 Granted, but you die from lack of oxygen.

@STB granted. but there is a scratch on the zelda one and the CD-i player is busted.
I wish for unlimited pie!

granted, but- all right, no more soviet russia jokes. You explode!
i wish this thread would get unjumbled.

@STB - "I wish I had Hotel Mario and the Zelda CD-i games, plus all the things needed to play them." Granted, but then everything blacks out the moment you turn a CD-i on.
@SonicMaster - granted, but un-unjumbling it is more hard work than it seems.

I wish for relaxation permanence.

Granted, but they all are poisoned with KCN.
I wish I had the enclosed instruction book.

@starboy91 granted. but you die from 2 much relaxing...
i wish i had a pet robot named jeff.

@SBT - granted, but it puts you off after just reading the Table of Contents.
@Wooperman1 - granted, but it does not pay attention to you.

I wish no one would post before you get the chance to, 'cause it means you have to edit or delete your post.

@starboy91 granted. but then a spammer comes and takes up 8 pages with random letter posts.
I wish i could fly.

Granted, but you go too high in the atmosphere and die.
I wish everyone liked tomatoes.

granted, but then kirby jumps out of an airplane and eats you.
I wish Pokemon were real (only nice ones)

@STB granted. but it shoots a rocket launcher at your face after reading the 4th page.
I wish i would never die.

I still want this wish to come true for real.

@Wooperman1 - granted, but you go through everlasting suffering.

I wish for swimming goggles.