Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, now the world is peacefully bliss and quiet, where sound is nonexistant and the lack of sounds drives everyone crazy.

I wish there was a wishing well.

i wish infinite wishes

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I wish there was a wishing well.

Granted. The well is surrounded by lzs

I wish Starboy would visit the well

Granted, but he uses his star power and kills all the lz's.

I wish I had pizza.

Granted, but it's filled with nothing but vegetables.

I wish for everyday multitasking.

Granted, but you can't do anything by itself, you have to multitask

I wish my computer would never crash

Granted, but everyone elses' computer does, and you're hunted out of envy which makes you flee the universe.

I wish to not get sunburnt.

Granted, but now you are most pale person in the universe, and you run away to same place I fleed to.

Granted, but since i forgot to make a wish, i have to make it now

I wish that there were more free dsiware games

Granted, but they are all viruses and infect your DSi, rendering it forever unplayable.

I wish for group hugs.

Granted, but you are all magnetic to each other, being unable to let go

I wish that you get paid to play video games

Granted, You get to play virtual boy games for the rest of your life.
I wish the 3DS will not suck

Granted, it will not suck, it will be more horrible the Virtual Boy! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

I wish the virtual boy wasn't so bad

Granted, but now the other exisiting consoles are.

I wish I had good novels to read.

Granted, you get to read a novel with great art and made with high quality materials but inside is a boring cliched story and that's all you read.
I wish for a toaster, cause you know what they say...

Granted, it's Toaster from The Brave Little Toaster, and he wants to be your friend, unfortunately it only comes to life when you're out of sight.

I wish for a scarf.

Granted, and it's the most beautiful scarf in the world, but people are hunting you down just for the scarf!

I wish for another bag of DORITOS

Granted, but it's a bag of dust bunnies instead.

I wish I could play more Starfy games.

Granted, but the next one is a kirby crossover, ewwww

I wish for a better wifi connection