Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, but the next one is a kirby crossover, ewwww

I wish for a better wifi connection

Granted, but you still can't communicate.

I wish for an infinite amount of smiles.

Granted, an infinite amount of emoticons!

I wish for people to know that im new to Ninteddo Life!

Granted, but everyone else will be blocked from the site.

I wish for five cute puppies in my living room.

Granted, now you have you to worry about having them housebroken (or whatever the correct term is) so they don't make a mess.

I wish getting a 100% status was easier than it sounded.

Granted, now it's too easy, so the maximum got raised to 1,000%.

I wish I could find a C++ compiler that doesn't have constant annoying error messages.

Granted, but you cannot be able to install it.

I wish to recite a poem.

Granted, you have to recite it in front of everybody on Nintendo Life, live

I wish I didn't have a headache

[Hope your head feels better, Chris]
Granted, now you have a tummyache instead.

I wish I could translate between different languages.

Granted, now you can only speak other languages, not english.

I wish that people didn't think I was to old to play pokemon
PS: How do you say, "im feeling better" in spanish.

Granted, but you don't have a spacsuit and you die of suffacation.

I wish i knew what to wish for

_{i believe we've already discussed you just hitting the 'report' button and not airing your thoughts about whether or not you are/should be offended by something someone has said. it only serves to disrupt the thread further. -- TBD}

I wish my wishes would not be dangerous

Granted, but now they slowly corrupt your life.

I wish I could fly!

Granted, but someone attempts to catch you with a net.

I wish to play the new zelda game for wii

Granted, but you find that it's been a rushed job and is super glitchy.

I wish I could make a walkthrough guide for a video game [particularly SoulBlazer and The Lost Vikings].

Granted, but its very confusing and every person who reads it suicides.

I wish to make a speedrun of a good game.

Granted, but you lose countless lives in the process.

I wish to welcome every new person that arrives.

Granted, but you become annoying and they kill you.

I wish to have infinite nintendo points.