Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

@ProfessorX - I kinda meant rulers as in metric measurements, but that was a funny corruption. Anywho: granted, but you get life inprisonment for counterfeiting.

I wish I could publish comics.

Granted, but nobody likes them and you go broke.
_{Your reason was more or less what I expected, really. Valid, to be sure. Even MORE depressing when you realize we're literally headed towards that reality now.}

I wish I had my very own Minions.

Granted, but they begin to mutiny and overthrow you; now they rule over you for the rest of your life.

I wish to be prince of somewhere.

Granted, but you get broke and are driven to insanity.

I wish to find the perfect cure.

Granted, but it's just the perfect cure for something obscenely trivial, and nobody really cares.
_{Tried my best to think of something more specific, but I just couldn't.}

I wish every awesome Xbox 360 exclusive downloadable game that hasn't been ported to PS3 yet was, and they were all perfect ports without stupid glitches and junk.

Granted, but the PSN network crashes, and corrupts the files permanently.

I wish I had some more DSi Points...

@ Starboy: Glad you like it.

Granted, but they're cursed points that cannot be used on anything that received a review score higher than a 4 on NLife.

I wish elitist fighting game fanboys would stop ignorantly dissing SSB.

Granted, but now the elitist fan boys will diss SSB in a well-informed manner, rather than an ignorant one.

I wish Ryan Drummond would voice Sonic again.

Granted but he comes to your house and slaps you.

I wish these next three days would go by faster.

Granted, but you are only limited to making microgames involving Wario and noses.

I wish everyone wasn't so tall.

Granted now everyone is short and you are the shortest.

I wish I wasn't an idiot.

Granted, you become a nerd.
I wish for 4 black Wiimotes with Motionplus.

Granted. None of them work, and they've been rigged to give you an electric shock every time you turn your Wii on.

I wish I had a Portal Gun.

Granted, but it's been detonated with a bomb and you explode upon pulling the trigger.

I wish WaltzElf did not assume I was a hermit in the "Best 007 Game" thread. [He erased it after I told him it was insulting. But it's still no excuse; you should not assume one is a hermit because that one person believes everyone is entitled to their opinions!]

Granted, but now you actually are a hermit.
I wish I could beat anyone at chess.

Granted: Your Social Life is Ruined.

I wish i knew what WiiWare game i'm going to buy.

Anything good on Vc this month .........JUST ONE GOOD GAME PLEASE!

@jaw - I'll accept that corruption; but I am no hermit. It was unnecessary of Waltz to assume that.
Granted, but your Wii explodes the moment you finish downloading a good game.

I wish for some long sleep.

@wiiplayer26 - Too late it already is!
And granted, but suddenly your Wii dies.
I wish I had every good Wiiware game that exists.
@Starboy91 - Granted, but you never wake up.

@Starboy

Granted: You sleep for 50 Years

@Jaw51

Granted: Your wii breaks....you send your wii in. But nintendo somehow finds the homebrew channel and voids your warranty.

I wish for a Super Smash Bros. 4.