Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, you played superman 64 instead

I wish salamander would come to EU vc

Granted, but it's full of glitches that it becomes unplayable.

I wish to be more polite than I already am.

Granted: People get annoyed of you being too polite.

I wish i could have a sea lion.

Granted, but everyone in the world turns into a jerk.
I wish I had a copy of The World Ends With You.

Granted, but it crashes your DS and you'll never play a game again.

I wish for a million Star Bits to consume.

Granted: you choke on them.

I wish for Wii Points.

Granted, but someone steals your wii

I wish for infinite points on both my wii and dsi

Granted: But someone steals both your wii and dsi.

I wish for food.

@wiiplayer - Granted, but you're so full you never live a healthy life again.

I wish I could play Castlevania Bloodlines.

@mariofanatic
Granted, but your DSi has a battery life of 2 minutes and your Wii gets submerged in Kool-aid.
I wish i had a beta DS2.

Oops, quite late, this one.

Granted, but the beta blows up the moment you turn it on.

I wish to be strong.

Granted, you are the strongest wimp ever

I wish Starboy would quit wishing for food
(Not affending anyone)

Granted, now you start wishing for food. [Don't worry, Crazygamer, I'll stop]

I wish to obtain some binoculars.

Granted. But it turns out to only be the shell of some binoculars. The magnifying glasses are gone. lol

I wish King DeDeDe wast fast as well as strong.

gamerforgod!! How've you been?
Granted, but he strongly becomes lazy.

I wish Waddle Doo would best King DeDeDe.

@Starboy: I'm blessed and doing well Starboy!!!! I've just been doing a lot of school and travelling to see friends lately. It's good to be back though!!!! How are you?!

Granted. But he then turns into King DooDooDoo, and he really smells!!!! lol

I wish they would make a new Kirby game for the Wii.

Granted, but it's a poorly-thought-out attempt at a sequel to Kirby's Pinball and nobody likes it.

I wish I knew what Starboy's problem with 1984 is.

Granted, but now you wish you never found out.

I wish I had the courage to talk to a girl.

@gamerforgod - I'm doing great.
@Xavier - granted, but you start blushing all over when talking to her; you literally turn pink.
@Stuffy - granted, but the apocalypse begins once you find out. [I found it overly depressing, and it was not an enjoyable read]

I wish to make rulers.

Granted, but then you are ruled by lz

I wish I had moneyz.