When Chuck Norris was born, the only one crying was the doctor. Chuck Norris freezes ice. Jesus walks on water, but Chuck Norris swims through land. Chuck Norris slams revolving doors. Chuck Norris once shot down a helicopter by pointing at it and saying "bang".
Chuck Norris can divide by zero Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise. Chuck Norris CAN believe its not butter. Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer. Chuck Norris played Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun and won
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