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Nemodius

Waluigi's girlfriend Soooo ugly, the two paper bags committed suicide before he put them on her head !!!
Boogerman Soooo ugly, he scared the S**t out of the toilet !!!
Waluigi Sooo dumb, Link walked into a house, said "It's so chilly!", Waluigi grabbed a spoon and ran outside
Bowser Soooo fat, I took a screenshot of him yesterday on my Switch and it's STILL saving !!!
Wario Soooo fugly, hookers pay HIM money to stay away !!!

"If failure is the greatest teacher, how come we are not the most superior beings in the universe ???"

Nemodius

@ThanosReXXX
I said make them videogame related because this is a videogame site

"If failure is the greatest teacher, how come we are not the most superior beings in the universe ???"

GrailUK

Why aren't Tauren allowed to gamble in Thunderbluff?
The steaks are too high.

My new microwave has wifi. I tried to play my lasagne online but I must have had terrible latency. I was waiting 8 minutes for a ping.

I took a break from video games because I suffer from anxiety. I tried to take up origami, but I folded under the pressure.

So I went back to video games and bought Dark Souls. I opened the game case and the cartridge flew out and landed in some fire. I cried.

I never drive faster than I can see. Besides, it's all in the reflexes.

Switch FC: SW-0287-5760-4611

AlexSora89

Two Boos are on their honeymoon. After the second night, one of the groom's friends gives him a call.
"So you did it last night?"
"Did what?"
"You know, the first night of the honeymoon is for..."
"Yeah..."
"... and the second..."
"... for the back door, I know already!"
"And...?"
"Guess what, that's been our only option ever since we made it to our hotel room!"
"Are you serious?!"
"Yup!"
"But... but why, though? Why back door only?"
"YOU try the front door when what you're best at is attacking from behind and your wife becomes shy all of a sudden when you stand in front of her!"

That... was awful. I apologise for your sudden drop in faith in humanity.

I don't quite have lots o' loot, because I'm from the Boot.

http://www.nintendolife.com/super-mario-maker/users/AlexSora89
(Currently seeking Stars.)

3DS Friend Code: 2320-6287-1558 | Nintendo Network ID: AlexSora89

Nemodius

@GrailUK "Folded under the pressure", nice one

@AlexSora89 faith not lost......mainly because I'm praying to God we make some better jokes, LOL

"If failure is the greatest teacher, how come we are not the most superior beings in the universe ???"

GrailUK

Apparently Red Dead Redemption 2 is sooo large, it will take you 100 hours a week to complete it.

I never drive faster than I can see. Besides, it's all in the reflexes.

Switch FC: SW-0287-5760-4611

AlexSora89

@jhewitt3476
We broke the 258th commandment or something.
"Thou shalt not make lame gaming jokes, thou dork"

I don't quite have lots o' loot, because I'm from the Boot.

http://www.nintendolife.com/super-mario-maker/users/AlexSora89
(Currently seeking Stars.)

3DS Friend Code: 2320-6287-1558 | Nintendo Network ID: AlexSora89

ogo79

my mother is so fat she uses cheat codes for wii fit.

the_shpydar wrote:
As @ogo79 said, the SNS-RZ-USA is a prime giveaway that it's not a legit retail cart.
And yes, he is (usually) always right, and he is (almost) the sexiest gamer out there (not counting me) ;)

Nemodius

@ogo79 ouch, nice

"If failure is the greatest teacher, how come we are not the most superior beings in the universe ???"

ogo79

jhewitt3476 wrote:

@ogo79 ouch, nice

nice?
hey buddy if thats what yer into i aint gonna judge you.
just give her a meatloaf.
makes her happy
*edit
just give her meatloafs
ok you guys carry on

Edited on by ogo79

the_shpydar wrote:
As @ogo79 said, the SNS-RZ-USA is a prime giveaway that it's not a legit retail cart.
And yes, he is (usually) always right, and he is (almost) the sexiest gamer out there (not counting me) ;)

Nemodius

if Toad faces Princess Peach and says her hair smells nice.....is that considered "sexual harassment" ???

"If failure is the greatest teacher, how come we are not the most superior beings in the universe ???"

Nemodius

Bowsette is such a skank, the free clinic is named after her.

Luigi is such a big P**sy, even lesbians are attracted to him

"If failure is the greatest teacher, how come we are not the most superior beings in the universe ???"

Nemodius

Bowser and his wife had been married for 30 years, and in those 30 years, they always left the lights off when having sex. He was embarrassed and scared that he couldn't please her, so he always used a big strap-on "Tool" on her. All these years she had no clue. One day, she decided to reach over and flip the light switch on and saw that he was using a "Tool". She said "I knew it you @**hole, explain the Tool !!!"
Boswer said, "Explain Bowser Jr. !!!"

"If failure is the greatest teacher, how come we are not the most superior beings in the universe ???"

Nemodius

Little Pauline came home from school with a smile on her face, and told her mother, "Mario showed me his weenie today at the playground!", Before the mother could raise a concern, Pauline went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut.", Relaxing with a hidden smile, Pauline's mom asked, "Was it really small ???" little Pauline replied, "No, Salty." Mom fainted.

"If failure is the greatest teacher, how come we are not the most superior beings in the universe ???"

ReaderRagfish

What's a good game to play at a seance?

Animal Crossing.

Still waiting for Atlus to make Snowboard Kids 3

Bunnymentendo

If Mario existed in the real world, what would his favorite restaurant be?

Yoshinoya

OK K.O. > Most Cartoon Network shows

Check out my Youtube channel here if you like cringy humor.

Switch Friend Code: SW-6275-6076-4710 | 3DS Friend Code: 1049-4443-8858 | Twitter:

ReaderRagfish

What fighting game character has the worst defense?

Terry Noguard

Still waiting for Atlus to make Snowboard Kids 3

Nemodius

Why do guys like Yoshi better than Birdo ???

Birdo spits, Yoshi Swallows

"If failure is the greatest teacher, how come we are not the most superior beings in the universe ???"

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