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Nemodius

What is Donkey Kong's favorite Christmas song ???
"Jungle Bells"

What is Kranky's favorite night club song ???
"Donkey-schoen"

Funkey Kong's jam ???
"Jungle Boogie"
(not a pun, a real song)

What is the Kremlings favorite music group ???
K-Rool and the Gang

"If failure is the greatest teacher, how come we are not the most superior beings in the universe ???"

ReaderRagfish

What's an office worker's favorite Nintendo console?

GameCubicle!

Still waiting for Atlus to make Snowboard Kids 3

DanteSolablood

How do you put Mr. Game & Watch off of juggling?
Pinch his balls

How did Bowser feel just after putting on the Super Crown?
Just peachy

Why don't Pikmin in the jungle suffer from headaches?
Parrots eat 'em all

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@DanteSolablood @ReaderRagfish

got some good ones going
tell your friends to come here

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"If failure is the greatest teacher, how come we are not the most superior beings in the universe ???"

ReaderRagfish

What is Luigi's girlfriend's favorite game?

DayZ!

Still waiting for Atlus to make Snowboard Kids 3

Nemodius

anyone up for a dirty "Nimerick" ???

Bowsette was a dominatrix you know
who loved all music by Devo
One night Bowser was in the mood
took off his shell knowing Bowsette was no prude
and then he begged her to "Whip It, Whip It Good !!!"

Edited on by Nemodius

"If failure is the greatest teacher, how come we are not the most superior beings in the universe ???"

ReaderRagfish

What Mario character really needs a haircut?

Mullet Bill!

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Nemodius

What does Luigi and The live action Green Lantern movie have in common ???

They are both green and a horrid embarrassment to their franchises
(let's face it, did they really need to make him the world's biggest wussy-boy in the videogame industry ???)

"If failure is the greatest teacher, how come we are not the most superior beings in the universe ???"

ReaderRagfish

What's a good name for an aquatic themed fighting game?

Shoal Calibur!

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AlexSora89

Upon @jhewitt3476's [reckless] suggestion, I bring my radar-evading nasty humor here.

What do you call a game like Portal 3, what with it coming way sooner than expected?
A lousy lover.

I don't quite have lots o' loot, because I'm from the Boot.

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Nemodius

Mario walks into a bar and pulls a tiny grand piano out of his pocket. Then he pulls out a little guy who sits down and begins to play. "Where'd ya get that?" bartender Toad asks. "I have a magic bottle; you rub itta and get a wish," Mario replies. Toad ask if he can and Mario agrees to let Toad try it, then he pulls a grungy old whiskey bottle from his overalls, Toad rubs it, and the room fills up with ducks, flying everywhere. Toad angrily shouts "I didn't wish for a million 'ducks' !!!", Mario looks at Toad... "So, didda you think I wish forra ten-inch pianist ???"

"If failure is the greatest teacher, how come we are not the most superior beings in the universe ???"

Nemodius

Dry Bones walks into a bar, Toad looks at him and asks "What can I get you ???
Dry Bones replies "A beer and a mop !!!"

"If failure is the greatest teacher, how come we are not the most superior beings in the universe ???"

ReaderRagfish

Where does Toad sleep when he goes to a hotel?

In a mush room!

Still waiting for Atlus to make Snowboard Kids 3

AlexSora89

All these jokes remind me of the Italian Nintendo Official Magazine days. Most issues ended with two columns, namely Mario Magazine and... well, Wario Wagazine. I'm not making this up.

The latter, being the more mean-spirited of the two (obviously), each month gave space to the lamest gaming joke - mostly puns - the readers sent them by mail. Some of it was the stuff of legends.

One began with the premise of Wind Waker's Makar having an Italian name, Macoré - same as his Japanese one - sounding like "ma che ora è?" ("[but] what time is it anyway?"), leading to this.
Link: "Makar! Makar!"
Makar: "Beats me, I forgot my watch!"

I don't quite have lots o' loot, because I'm from the Boot.

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ThanosReXXX

By the gods...

These are absolutely three horror-filled pages of the AB-SO-LUTE worst of the worst jokes I've ever seen in my entire life, and probably ever will. And the limericks are horribly out of sync, and could never be sung to the beat they're supposed to be sung to, so these are f-ing bad as well.

But, having said all that, I can easily stay in line with the badness of it all, by adding a horrible one of my own:

How do you get Pikachu on a bus?
You poke him on...

'The console wars are like boobs. Sony and Microsoft fight over which ones look the nicest and Nintendo's are the most fun to play with.'

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Nemodius

@ThanosReXXX
They are not supposed to be good jokes, I made this thread to break up the monotony of the wasted articles that no talent hacks have written and 50 people repeating the same things over and over again, come here, take a break and screw around, like this...

Yo mama Soooo ugly, even Scorpion said "GET AWAY FROM HERE !!!"

"If failure is the greatest teacher, how come we are not the most superior beings in the universe ???"

AlohaPizzaJack

Yeah, this is pretty rough, folks.
Almost as bad as the reason Falco doesn't like caffeine.

It makes him too Peppy

#TeamPineapple
#MeatAndGreet

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ThanosReXXX

@jhewitt3476 Right....

Well, still a waste of my time, regardless, and dull jokes, intended or not, can most certainly also represent their own flavor of monotony. I'd take articles written by "no talent hacks" over this, any day of the week, no offense.

Or maybe, it's just that at 48, I'm just too old to enjoy screwing around in this fashion anymore...

On a side note: my slight annoyance with all of this also came from the fact, that some of these bad jokes could actually have been a bit less bad, if they didn't have a Nintendo theme forced upon them. The original jokes are far better in some respects.

'The console wars are like boobs. Sony and Microsoft fight over which ones look the nicest and Nintendo's are the most fun to play with.'

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ReaderRagfish

What's a good trivia game to play during breakfast?

You Don't Know Hungry Jack

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