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Great game that everybody's already played.

This is solely what the Switch should have been. And all the launch exclusives should have complimented this.

@Niinbendo Chreeest! That looks like ME when I'm typing!

While you were there, did you happen to sneak a peek at the open world Metroid game that gamers were hoping the console would launch with? The game the Switch needed to launch with. No? Fnuck. That must be in the other reality, where Nintendo launched their consoles with must have exclusives. This reality bugs me. You bug me.

@k8sMum Merry merrily merrily merrily, listen to Kate's mum scream.

@Ryu_Niiyama No, chicken. You're talking to a fraction of a personality. My compassion belongs in the one I use in the real world. This is just a playground for personas. Welcome to the internet.

@NEStalgia Honey, are you comparing the sales of a six year old portable to that of a console half its age? Rookie move. And then to joke about Yoshi-boy's reaction to the sales of consoles released more than a decade ago. heheheh. Oi Yoshi. You abandoned the Vita you dastard! You won't see me buying a PS4 if that's the way you treat your customers! My effing Vita keeps switching itself on and off, conveniently, just outside of it's warranty. Pshh eff you Yoshi. I'll stick with Sega, thank you.

@Ryu_Niiyama If that's true, then my response is that a person should not (directly or otherwise) advertise such a sensitive part of their life in the emotional playground that is the internet. Defences up!

@Yorumi @AlternateButtons Direct your anger towards Microsoft, my love.

@AcidGhost It's very likely, honey buns.

I'm sure that Mr. Yoshida just wanted a look at Nintendo's swan song (oooooooooooooh) *covers mouth with four fingers, eyes wide *

Well, look at that. The same old faces back to dump on an unreleased toy again. whispers seriously guys. Are you so obsessively compulsive that you just HAVE to post your negativity on EVERY... SINGLE... PAGE!

@MysticX You know you love it, baby.

The loss in shares is understandable. As an armchair CEO it is my right to criticize, dammit! Of course I know what I'm talking about! The price with no pack in game? Poor choice. Even if you take an initial hit, you need to get those pack-in games to get the systems selling. A single system on its own creates a psychological sales barrier. Next, the simple message of the October trailer has been sullied by the presentations confusing combinations of controllers and launch games (is this another Wii???). Focus yourselves Nintendo. Finally, these launch games? They're questionable system sellers. The Wii stuff is most definitely going to tank. Zelda? Great game. But we can buy it for our WiiUs. End result. We don't need you right now Mr. Switch. Wahey. Now I'm a proper Nintendolife commentor type person. I'd make that Irish whiner (sliggy-something) and the one with the glaceon as his avatar, proud.

@k8sMum Hey... Kate's mama... that comment that got a like. Not me. I think there might be another user who doesn't like your cooking. I know Kate doesn't. Oh and hey, I'm just here to dump on the switch too. Now I'm one of the Nintendolife peep!. Woo.

@Marshi Gotta go. I'll catch up with you later, Marsha.

@Marshi Yes you are. Because you realise that your arguments are hollow tat and you're buying a toy based solely on a loose fanaticism. You struggle to justify your purchase but you're going to do it anyway. Real intelligent, ADULT, move there kiddo.

@Marshi I am getting to you Maaaaaarshi. FACT. You can't ignore me. FACT. You're going to reply to this. FACT. Wow, look at that. I can sound like a twit too! I'm just like Maaaaaarshi. A proper grown up having a proper grown up discussion.

@k8sMum Sorry friend. As Kate's mum, what would you use? How about miscreant, fool, incompetent. Something more "adult" like that? Help me oh wise one. How does one insult another using an "adult" insult? What's that? An adult doesn't use insults towards another.... heheh riiiiiight okay. It's just children that do that....

@Marshi stating facts. Riiiight. Sorry genius. I forgot you were in possession of AAAAALL the facts. Being as wise and intelligent as you are. Doing all that research into how best to whine about a toy.

@Marshi Yeah. You're right. Whining about an unreleased toy is very adult of you claps. Tell you what friend, how about you keep your unhelpful whining to yourself instead of dampening the opinions of those still on the fence, aye. What's that you say "oh, but it's a free country. I can share my opinion and say what I choose". Yeah, sure you can. As long as it's constructive and serves a purpose. In what way does you moping around do that? Tat's right friend... it doesn't. Maybe whiny sissy boys like you, who complain about toys, should think about doing one aye?

@Marshi Doesn't help when you've got wet blankets like you dumping all over it every five minutes.

@MysticX So fed up about the battery life moans. Alright genius, give as your ideas on how you run a console (which is more powerful than a WiiU) on a battery that lasts 100 hours? Which seems to be the expectation of some of you sissy boys.