If you have played The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask over the past 25 years (and, if you're reading this, we'd wager that you have), then you likely will have engaged in a spot of lighthearted gambling at Mamamu Yan's Doggy Racetrack. The rules of this cute minigame are simple: choose a dog, place a bet, and win big if your pick performs well. The unspoken rule is that you never pick the lone blue dog. Why? Because the blue dog never wins. At least, that's what we thought.
Blue dog's racing abilities are poor, to say the least. No matter how many times we've played the minigame ourselves or watched others take part in speedruns, the colourful canine never seems to bring back top dollar. We were content to live with this fact (not everyone is cut for racing royalty, after all), but a handful of Majora fans dared to think more positively. If you can teach an old dog new tricks, then surely blue dog can get a win.
That's what was pondered by YouTuber Vidya James (and brought to our attention by Tom's Hardware). In the above video, the channel showcased that a blue dog win is, in fact, possible. You see, there's a glitch where the doggy race can end prematurely if a select pooch hits a very specific track coordinate, granting the lucky pup first place. If blue dog was to hit that spot, then victory would be his.
The catch is that the game can produce over one quadrillion different races (thanks to the dogs' speed RNG and race conditions), which Vidya James clarified would take 34 million years to sample. Ah.
And so we arrive at the speedrunner's best friend: an emulator. YouTube channel Falkush wrote a script which would run the racing minigame at a faster speed before recording the result and automatically repeating it with a new RNG.
After 8,410 races, the script nabbed ol' Bluey (not that one) a win with the premature end glitch! A good result, no doubt, but we were never going to feel completely comfortable until we saw our little guy get the gold without the glitch.
So, Falkush did just that. Using the emulator to minmax each of the dogs' abilities to leave the blue competitor with the best race conditions possible, the Majora fan embarked (sorry) on over 30,000 race attempts until they finally, finally, got the result they were after. You know what? You can check it out for yourself below.
Okay, so yes, the successful run might have relied on a script and emulator to only produce the ideal conditions, and the chances of recreating them on a legitimate copy of the game are next to impossible, but who cares? After 25 years of losses, we finally got to see our little blue boy take the gold. The ultimate underdog.
It's far from the most game-changing discovery, and we can't see the speedrunning community adopting the technique any time soon, but we wanted something sweet to start the new year, and an unlikely prized pooch certainly delivered. Go blue dog!
What do you make of this unlikely win? Bark your thoughts in the comments.
[source youtube.com, via tomshardware.com]
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It took them ~25000 tries, right?
Millions of people have played Majora's Mask, I feel like someone must have seen the blue dog win at some point before now, and just not have it recorded.
...and Balatro gets an 18+ PEGI rating due to its simulated gambling elements.
Missed additional pun opportunity: top dollar = top collar. You're welcome.
Blue dog does what Gordon’t. At least, that’s how 8 year old me would put it. Insert station joke
I definitely picked this dog at one point because of the colour
Watched this last week. Very fun video.
MM is still my favourite Zelda. It’s fun, moving and weird.
Saw the first video but hadn't watched it yet so thanks for writing an article about it - this is absolutely wild and hilarious, kudos to Vidya James and Falkush!
@nukatha I think that was the number of attempts with conditions for the blue dog optimized. Earlier in the video it was stated that there are over one quadrillion possible dog races. So even with very generous estimates on the number of dog races run worldwide since this game was released, it's still very unlikely that the blue dog has ever won before.
Utterly pettifogging.
Saw the video last week, so glad for the blue dog.
Cool.
NOW DO IT FOR THE 3DS VERSION.
This was such a fun video! Such a nice little watch
@nukatha I'm pretty sure I saw it win on the original N64 version back in the day. It wasn't aware it was a rare thing. It never really mattered to me XD
@nukatha It took them 30000 tries AFTER setting up everything possible in the Blue dog’s favor, strategically sabotaging every other dog.
That’s like playing a Pokemon game and finding a shiny with perfect IV’s.
Wtf blue dog won the race.
What a mad world we live in I can't believe it haha
Somebody sends that to Aonuma
“…and regarding that world-ending, quantum-magical trap we accidentally tripped last weekend when astrally projecting. Well, I redirected the spell’s trigger to activate only if the blue dog in Majora’s Mask wins a race. Honestly, who gonna bother with something like that?! The odds are astronomically low AND it involves a glitch! Anyway, as I was saying bef—„
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