Today the Internet brings to you one of the most heated debates of our age: is The Legend of Zelda one of the best franchises in the world, or what?

Representing anti-Zelda is HaleytheHedgehog, cooly wielding her observations like a surgeon’s scalpel. She has played Zelda with her 7-year-old cousin enough to know that the characters in the series are just karate elves with swords.

On the side of pro-Zelda fights SammyClassicSonicFan, who may not have the rhetorical skill one earns through wearing a Purdue sweatshirt, but makes up for his lack of refinement in seething, barely contained passion. And the word “frick.”

Witness the debate for yourselves and let us know who you think comes out on top.