Topic: Fawful vs. Dimentio

I have come up with a list of the top 5 quotes from two of the best Nintendo villians ever. You must vote on who better. Either Fawful of Dimentio. Let the fight begin! (Please note that it was very hard to locate and decide which of these quotes were the best and you may not necessarily agree with me.)

Fawful (Mario & Luigi series)
5. “Your lives that I spit on are now but caricature of a cartoon drawn by a kid who is stupid!”
4. “I do not have time to stop and smell foul roses such as you!”
3. “Fink-rat!”
2. “Beef? I am lacking in beef. Fawful is beefless.”
1. “I have fury/chortles!"

Honorable mentions:
“Ouch! HOTNESS!”
“My nerves are nervous.”
“I do not have time to stop and smell foul roses such as you!”

Dimentio (Super Paper Mario)
5. “Yes, quality snack time! Where he snacks…on you! For you… ARE the snack!
4. “The next time we meet, you will feast on a deadly eight-course meal!”
3. “You don’t wear tardiness well.”
2. “Now we must duel, like two gleaming banjos on a moonlit stoop!”
1. “Ciao!”

Honorable mentions:
“At last, the hero… I know you from the festival of hair that dances upon you lip!”
“Your beauty is as refreshing as a slap to the face on a crisp winter day!”
“Such temper! Your nostrils, they flare out like the hood of a hissing cobra!”

youre forgetting Fawful also has Chortles. And Dimento talking about mustashes

I added chortles, but I already have one in the honorable mentions for Dimentio about mustaches.

Everyone's going to say Fawful, but...since I've barely started my first Mario & Luigi game, I'll have to go with Dimentio for now. He's one of the few characters in Super Paper Mario whose dialog didn't annoy the heck out of me.

They're both equally awesome. Nintendo/Intelligent Systems make some fantastic scripts for the Big Bads.

But personal favourite is neither of them. It's gotta be the
RAAAAAAAWK
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWK!!!

I'm sorry, but I've never heard of Rawkhawk.

In the fight of Fawful V Dimentio, Im'ma say Fawful. His food metaphors are the best.

If we can open it up though, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Koopas get my vote. Such a perfect homage to my childhood, and their battle theme is one sick remix of the Hammer Bros. theme from SMB3. All around the most radical customers ever seen in Paper Mario, bros and female bros. Cowabunga!

I have to go with Fawful. he is absolutely HILARIOUS! He makes me literally laugh out loud, especially in M&L 3. My favorite quote is the one about beef. "Fawful is beefless!" LOL. I also like Dimentio but he just isn't as much of a comic villain.
@nintendogamerftw: He is from Paper Mario: Thousand-Year Door, He's the pro wrestler.

In my opinion, very few things in all of video game comedy history beat "I have chortles!"

NOTE: For the people that didn't get it, I'm going with Fawful......BECAUSE I HAVE CHORTLES!!!

@Bboy2970
Oh. I still have to play that one. So far I've only played the original Paper Mario and Super Paper Mario.

I love both games to the death, but I have to say Fawful...

That's a shame. you must play Thousand-Year Door. It is by far may favorite Paper Mario and that's saying something because I absolutely love Paper Mario 64 and Super Paper Mario.