Topic: This or That.

Don't know who those are but I'll choose Abbi Jacobson.
Paper Mario or Mario and Luigi?

I'd rather a genie. The one I'm most familiar with can belt out some pretty good songs...in Robin Williams's voice.

Would you rather be a sewer inspector, or a miner?

Peanuts.
Cyanide & Happiness or XKCD?

Cyanide & Happiness.
Crossover fighting game or crossover RPG game?

I'll take deceased slow walker, since you can't really feel pain, and you would have no sanity to fight for, since you're...well, dead.

The Wild Thornberrys or Rugrats?

I haven't played RE but I'm going with the Gamecube remake.
SNES VC on 3DS or GBA VC on 3DS?

GBA virtual console on 3DS would be a dream.

white chocolate or dark chocolate?

Wall-E forever.
that movie has very special meaning for me.

Thelma or Louise?

Louise. I haven't seen the movie, but I had a science teacher who had two domestic rats with those names! Louise was the gentler/calmer rodent who would calmly ride on your shoulder.

Pizza or lettuce salad?

Pizza.
Star Wars or Flash Gordon?

Math!
Final Fight or Streets of Rage?

Steven Universe forever. Steven Universe before all. because the characters in that show offer some extremely important representation for me.
it's not every day I can watch an all-ages show, and relate to the characters on a deeply personal level.

Gravity Falls or Bob's Burgers?

Gravity Falls.
McDonald's or Burger King?

McDonald's. I never really eat either anymore, but I'd take a Big Mac over a Whopper anyday.

Dragon Quest or Earthbound?

Hard to say as I have yet to play either (I have Earthbound on the Wii U VC, and a coworker is trying to convince me to play DQ), but I'm going to say Earthbound for the quirkiness factor alone.

Hamburgers or cheeseburgers?

Hamburgers.

The word "this" or the word "that"?

The word "that" feels more expressive when saying it, as it is easier and requires a more open oral cavity. This also means it is easier to yell "that" than it is to yell "this."

To consider humor, I think "that" seems funnier. Then again, "this" can be used to describe someone's particulars in a crude joke. But I once drove by a street called That Rd. I just thought that was hilariously clever.

Best of all, "this" is limited to nearby things, where "that" represents our amazing ability as humans to fathom far away places, ideas, and goals.

I've gotta go with "that." It's a clear winner

hummus or nacho cheese?

Might as well answer it then!

Shadow!!

Fox or Falco?

I hate Falco's guts, so Fox!

Do you take aspirin for a cold or other common ailment, or do you prefer to just wait it out?

What?!? How could you hate Falco? 😮 He prefers the air and everything! XD He reminds me a lot of Shadow, so that's probably why I like him so much.

As for Toad or Yoshi, I'll go with Toad. One of my favorite Mario characters is Toadsworth, cause why not? 😝