Topic: This or That.

It'll have to be Faces of Evil.

Would you rather eat a napkin, or be cursed to speak only in bad pickup lines for a whole day?

Speak only in bad pick up lines, I will just not talk that day.

Konami or Capcom?

Capcom. A world without Mega Man and Okami? No thanks.

Dexter's Lab or Johnny Bravo?

Dexter's Lab

The Rock or Stone Cold Steve Austin?

Corvette! :S

Pokemon or Yo-Kai Watch?

MuhJORA!
Would you rather pick a fight with a bear, or with a football player?

A football player.

Would you rather spend your afternoon babysitting six bratty kids, or six Great Danes?

Kids, I am not a dog person.

Dukes of Hazzard or The A-Team

I don't know much about their series except Daisy Dukes and Jessica Simspon cast at her years ago when it was remade, I believe... So DoH for that reason alone.

Bowser more fitting as the Koopalings uncle, father, or no relationship?

I would say uncle, since I think I've read somewhere that his only true child is Bowser Jr.?

Elder Scrolls or The Legend of Zelda?

Legend of Zelda. Elder scrolls may be more epic in terms of scale, but no one can beat the puzzle-solving hero we all grew up with.

@Rexcalibr's avatar, or @Trinexx's avatar? (Both of them posted right before me)

Rexcalibr's! Lemmy's my second favorite Koopaling, after Larry.

Would you rather have Nintendo announce Super Mario Sunshine 2 or Super Mario Galaxy 3?

Super Mario Sunshine 2
Nintendo to localize Mother 3 or the old Fire Emblem games?

Definitely Mother 3. The series as a whole looks interesting. I have Earthbound, but haven't played it yet.

Deadpool or Deathstroke?

Honestly I like them both but if I have to choose Deathstroke as Deadpool's humor can get old at times.

Home Improvement or Roseanne?

Home Improvement. I love Tim Allen.

Avenged Sevenfold or Linkin Park?

Avenged Sevenfold

80's cartoons. Ducktales or TMNT?

Ducktales.

We're going with some really cool fighting game mascots. Ryu or Scorpion?

i would say Scorpion, but I've like how Smash Bros used Ryu, so Ryu.
Popcorn or Salt Popcorn?

So, popcorn with salt on it? Which also implies that it has butter on it, or else you couldn't get the salt to stick on in the first place? Yes please! I think I'll go have some right now!

Quesadillas or Enchiladas?