Lieutenant Commander of the Lesbian Love Brigade
There can only be one, like in that foreign movie where there could only be one, and in the end there is only one dude left, because that was the point.
There was a magician who worked on a cruise ship and every night he'd do a show.The captain of the boat had a parrot who would always watch the show. After awhile he caught on to the magicians tricks and would interupt the show and reveal his tricks saying things like "It's in his sleeve!" or "There's a trap door!" This really annoyed the magician. One day there cruise ship sank durring one of the shows and the magician was able to float on a piece of wreckage. It happen to be the same piece the parrot was on. They stared at each other in silence for days until the parrot broke the silence and says, " Ok I give up! What did you do with the ship!"
There was a magician who worked on a cruise ship and every night he'd do a show.The captain of the boat had a parrot who would always watch the show. After awhile he caught on to the magicians tricks and would interupt the show and reveal his tricks saying things like "It's in his sleeve!" or "There's a trap door!" This really annoyed the magician. One day there cruise ship sank durring one of the shows and the magician was able to float on a piece of wreckage. It happen to be the same piece the parrot was on. They stared at each other in silence for days until the parrot broke the silence and says, " Ok I give up! What did you do with the ship!"
I noticed you are new, so welcome to NL! Hope you have a nice stay on our wonderful cruise ship! We don't have a parrot, but we have a chicken!
@Shimmy and @110: 360 degrees is a circle. if he saw it and turned 360 degrees, he'd be facing the xbox again. to walk away, he'd have to turn 180 degrees.
@Starboy... your puns need to have multiple layers and be more subtle. then they'd be alot more funny. try something like this: A skeleton and a zombie were talking one day when an eyball comes rolling by. The eyeball informs them that Simon Belmont has been injured an is in the hospital. The two want to go visit him, so they ask what part of the hospital. The eyeball looks at them for a moment and says, "i see you" before rolling off.
“I am a brother to dragons and a companion to owls." Job:30:29
@Shimmy and @110: 360 degrees is a circle. if he saw it and turned 360 degrees, he'd be facing the xbox again. to walk away, he'd have to turn 180 degrees.
@Starboy... your puns need to have multiple layers and be more subtle. then they'd be alot more funny. try something like this: A skeleton and a zombie were talking one day when an eyball comes rolling by. The eyeball informs them that Simon Belmont has been injured an is in the hospital. The two want to go visit him, so they ask what part of the hospital. The eyeball looks at them for a moment and says, "i see you" before rolling off.
Three guys are having a conversation and one asks "If you died and you could hear what people said about you what would you like to hear?" The first guy says " I 'd want to hear that I was a good father and friend." The second says "I'd want to hear that was a good guy and that my family loved and appreciated me."
The thrird guy says "I want someone to say 'LOOK HE'S MOVING!!!'"
I hope that was a good one. Thank you StarBoy and 110percentful for welcoming me.
I saw a Christmas card that had a cartoon of 2 raindeer Ice skating and the first deer says: Watchout! Icehole! 2nd deer: WHAT'D you call me!? Ends with a picture of him in the hole.
There's a guy and he's talking to his friend and his friend asks "what ever happened to your girl friend?" He answers, " I decided to stop seeing her. She just wasn't very bright. She decided to ride a horse because she had never gone horse back riding. So she gets on the horse and eventually she's at a full gallop. She doing geat until she starts slipping and the saddle turns so that she's underneath the horse. There she is hanging on upsidedown under the horse with the horses hoofs coming within inches of her head." The friend says "Wow, is she ok!?" He answers back, "Yes, thankfully a kind Walmart worker came and unplugged the thing!"
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