[quote=StarBoy91]I made this joke a long time ago: [clears throat] The Dry Bones were all nothing but bones. But which bone did they lack? [/quote=StarBoy91] The right kneecap.
Two muffins were baking in the oven. All of a sudden one of the muffin turns to the other and says "Damn, it's hot here" The other muffin then yells out "OMG A TALKING MUFFIN!!"
Better that way!
QUEEN OF SASS
It's like, I just love a cowboy
You know
I'm just like, I just, I know, it's bad
But I'm just like
Can I just like, hang off the back of your horse
And can you go a little faster?!
Two muffins were baking in the oven. All of a sudden one of the muffin turns to the other and says "Damn, it's hot here" The other muffin then yells out "OMG A TALKING MUFFIN!!"
Two muffins were baking in the oven. All of a sudden one of the muffin turns to the other and says "Damn, it's hot here" The other muffin then yells out "OMG A TALKING MUFFIN!!"
Better that way!
Yes that was better.
@sonic_brawler95 ROFL, That commercial was great Speaking of commercials here's a funny Swedish commercial
That was good! Here are a few blonde jokes. Please don't be insulted, anyone. How do you kill a blonde? Tape a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool. Give her a knife and ask who's pretty.
Psalm 19:14 "Let the words of my mouth, and the meditation of my heart, be acceptable in your sight O Lord my strength and my redeemer." :) The Godloggery I finally finished my backloggery!!!! WOOHOO!!!! :) lol [url=ht...
@110percentful: Yeah, I considered putting some more up, but I figured seven was good enough for now. lol
Psalm 19:14 "Let the words of my mouth, and the meditation of my heart, be acceptable in your sight O Lord my strength and my redeemer." :) The Godloggery I finally finished my backloggery!!!! WOOHOO!!!! :) lol [url=ht...
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