Fawful? This thread is lacking in fawful. This is fawful-less.
warning: the awesomeness of Fawful's quotes may destroy your brain.
General Quotes
"I HAVE FURY!"
"I HAVE CHORTLES!"
"I am the great Cackletta's most best pupil, who is named Fawful! I am here, laughing at you! If you are giving us the chase, just to get your silly princess's voice, then you are idiots of foolishness! Princess Peach's sweet voice will soon be the bread that makes the sandwich of Cackletta's desires! And this battle shall be the delicious mustard on that bread! The mustard of your doom!"
"Your lives that I spit on are now but a caricature of a cartoon drawn by a kid who is stupid!"
"ONE FELL SWOOP IS THE WAY I WILL DEAL WITH YOU FINK-RATS!"
"Fink-rat, try as you might, the resulting end will be the same."
"Bah! Now is when the talking stops! I do not have time to stop and smell foul roses such as you!"
"Finally! Now is the time where my true might shines, like many angry sunbeams of rage!"
"St-standing here in the spotlight at such a great gala of spectacularity... My nerves are nervous!"
"I need no long speech before this battle, which will be mighty! Snack on my wrath, fink-rats!"
"Soon Princess Peach's voice will be Cackletta's snack cake!"
"Have you readiness for this?!?"
"Ouch, Hotness! It is the overheat!"
"Now is when I ram you."
"The Super Mario Bros. that I hate are here!"
"I drizzled rage dressing on the country next door. Rage dressing on a salad of evil!"
"May we flee?"
"Preparations have completion!"
"Beef? I am lacking in beef. Fawful is beefless."
"Yes. Mustache."
Complete Final Speech
"I have fury! At last, my entrance with drama! Finally! Now is the time where my true might shines, like many angry sunbeams of rage! St-standing in the spotlight at such a gala of spectacularity... My nerves are nervous! But... Now that I am thinking... Cakletta's revival was all thanks to my quite nasty efforts! Which means that all this time, I am Fawful, who is just a toady! Such working, all for others! And THAT means... The true meaning of our battle gives me fear and confusion!! I need no long speech before this battle, which will now be mighty! Snack on my wrath, fink-rats!"
Fawful's Bean 'n' Badge Transcript
Below is the full transcription of the first conversation with Fawful in Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time. The baby Mario Brothers have just entered his shop:
Fawful: I have boredom...Guests? Now I have...FURY! I say to you WELCOME! Welcome to Fawful's Bean 'n' Badge! In this place beans are like precious treasure milked from a famous cow made of jewels! All who come with beans leave with badges so rare they make mustaches droop with disbelief! Babies: (cheer) Fawful: What? The story of Fawful? Your words are not beans. I am not wanting them. Baby Mario: (jumps) Fawful: You are like brainless cats that are too dumb to know they are stupid! You have curiosity...but my tale is long, so long it makes babies old and hairy lips grow gray with aging. Do you dare hear? Babies: (Player selects the option "Um, OK.") Fawful: Then now you listen! I am here, merchant of badges, only sometimes with fury, but once I had fury at all times. I drizzled rage dressing on the country next door. Rage dressing on a salad of evil! And then the bad men came. Red and green bad men. I had the punishment. Bad punishment with hammers and jumping on my head and the overheat of my ship. I have a little fury even with my remembering...Red! And green! A pair of jumping hammers in red and green who are looking just like you!
I HAVE FURY!
Those brothers of badness! My brain aches at their overalls! I have fury AND headache now! Fawful would be here, reigning over all and laughing at you! ...But no.
SO MUCH FURY!
Stupid mustaches! Hairs like the dirty tail of a horse in a barn built by a farmer who is crazy!
...I HAVE CALM.
(Fawful throws off his red cloak, revealing a white Elvis-like suit) I am waiting like an elevator. I have the commerce. I run Fawful's Bean 'n' Badge, but...the day comes soon when Fawful rises again, and then no baby's candy has safety! I am counting chickens before they are even eggs, before the chickens are even chickens!
I WILL! HAVE! FURY! I LAUGH AT DEFEAT! I FIGHT WITH RAGE! I HURT YOUR FACES!
Hooof... Heffff...D-Did I...have insanity? Babies: (surprise) Fawful: Did I...have evil? I suppress the fury, but sometimes... The fury has me. Red and green puts the fog of rage in my eyes, and my mind goes crazy. Babies: (surprise) Fawful: P-Please... I will be fine. No worrying for Fawful. We talk of beans. Beans and badges... We begin trading! What are you wanting?
Bowser's Inside Story
A WINNER IS YOU!
JACKPOTTING!
Such easiness! So easy it gives me the gleeful chortles. I have such strategy! And now for the leaving. You are having a date with Peach's Castle!
I HAVE VICTORY! Easy as bread sandwiches! And now for the proceeding on the plan I have planned! Midbus! Come! Fawful calls you!
I HAVE CHORTLES!
You are like a angry little battery with no friends.
It is I who had put the nuts into this statue!
Now a Midbus battle will unfold like an angry dip of many layers on the chips of wildest hopes!
Oh, I am feeling the power! It high-fives Fawfuls face!
Your plan that I laugh at now makes for more laughing!
You are wanting your castle? You are not getting there!
Fawful is finished... Fawful gives up...
Bad noises!!!
I... just... wanted some kingdom conquering...
soon your enimies will fold like napkins who are crying!
lucky hits will shower down like a happy waterfall!
Fawful is on the cozy couch, sipping tea that laughs at you!
i have remorseness...
Midbus power-up gun go!
You will wonder in my modified Castle of Peach until you will cry from lack of doors!
Beef? I am lacking in beef. Fawful is beefless.
You have the impatience...You must stop and sample the sprinklies in life's salad bar.
Fawful scattered your minions like litter from a sad, ugly cat. Are you wanting to hear them? For they are on the TV show. The TV show of your tears!
Oh, I am feeling the power! It high-fives Fawful's face!
Soon, I will have your castle! ...You will visit, perhaps! Fawful will reserve the Crying Room for the crying of your minions. And the crying will be like a savory soda for my soul!
Fawful was the team player... Fawful gave the 110%...
@Shimmy and @110: 360 degrees is a circle. if he saw it and turned 360 degrees, he'd be facing the xbox again. to walk away, he'd have to turn 180 degrees.
He is moonwalking. You know, like Micheal Jackson? Because that is Micheal Jackson from his game, Moonwalker............
The Game.
Is it after 9PM EST? You should probably ignore the above post.
@Shimmy and @110: 360 degrees is a circle. if he saw it and turned 360 degrees, he'd be facing the xbox again. to walk away, he'd have to turn 180 degrees.
He is moonwalking. You know, like Micheal Jackson? Because that is Micheal Jackson from his game, Moonwalker............
yeah, i get it now. i'd just heard that before and had to spend a long time explaining why that didn't make sense, so i wasn't really paying much attention to the picture.
“I am a brother to dragons and a companion to owls." Job:30:29
Press the Play button. This morning during second period, we heard this song online and it sounds hilarious. I don't know how others might feel about it, though. The lyrics are funny, but it's even more funny with the music. It's also funny recognizing the tune the verses go to.
I will say one thing though: John Williams is the man, the best composer ever!
@Starboy: Yeah, that's a great video. I also posted it with my seven video post a couple of pages back!!!! lol But it's definitely funny enough to be posted twice. lol
Psalm 19:14 "Let the words of my mouth, and the meditation of my heart, be acceptable in your sight O Lord my strength and my redeemer." :) The Godloggery I finally finished my backloggery!!!! WOOHOO!!!! :) lol [url=ht...
Press the Play button. This morning during second period, we heard this song online and it sounds hilarious. I don't know how others might feel about it, though. The lyrics are funny, but it's even more funny with the music. It's also funny recognizing the tune the verses go to.
I will say one thing though: John Williams is the man, the best composer ever!
@Starboy: I really like the Superman part, and especially the Jaws part with WOOKIE!!!! lol
Here's a video of Ryan and Colin playing the game Sound Effects on Whose Line is it Anyway? This is probably the best thing I've ever seen on that show, and I REALLY like that show. Enjoy!!!!
Psalm 19:14 "Let the words of my mouth, and the meditation of my heart, be acceptable in your sight O Lord my strength and my redeemer." :) The Godloggery I finally finished my backloggery!!!! WOOHOO!!!! :) lol [url=ht...
Press the Play button. This morning during second period, we heard this song online and it sounds hilarious. I don't know how others might feel about it, though. The lyrics are funny, but it's even more funny with the music. It's also funny recognizing the tune the verses go to.
I will say one thing though: John Williams is the man, the best composer ever!
That was hilarious!
Sean Aaron ~ "The secret is out: I'm really an American cat-girl." Q: How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two, one to hold the light bulb, the other to rotate the universe.
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