Topic: Stab a carrot

Polka dots are sad if drawer knobs sneeze and wreck your lemons. Panda bears are good in siggs because fans fall and you take a shower of six pence a pocket full of candy canes.

Barking spiders are inside my legs.

This dress looks so pretty on me!

i whip my hair back and forth!

I swing black birds green, while cooking Legos, swimming in macaroni fishes when glasses go into space and your spoons dance on the lawn.

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Hot dogs in sombreros take over the world on 20gsernklatel.

My orchards are spicy and their power level is over 9,000.

i watch youtube while sitting on a pig on a roof while beating up beiber and singing journey songs .

I was wondering what that meant can you tell me?
ON TOPIC:how many lightbulbs does it take to change a human before ice-cream spiders come out of my vomit while slices of pizza do a tribal danc around me.

That autonym should be pondered by the said priests you have slapped.

off-topic: What's an autonym?
on-topic: What's a video game?

1. I don't know either.
2. I think it's a deer that watches America's Funniest Home Videos all day.

This one is pink polka dots are pleasure.

Ok?????

After a several-month reprieve, this thread is back

Miyamoto's favorite pasttime is getting half-naked and rolling around in mounds of bacon. This is one of the many similarities we share.
Its like a beautiful greasy dream~

Edit: Oops, I forgot this thread was about posting random stuff.

Pineapples are fobidden from dancing in Canada. Although, they are allowed if they have a permit obtained with bacon, bribery, bacon, bribery, shreadded wedding dresses, and bacon.

I don't care who's they are, JUST MAKE THE DAMN WAFFLES!

_{I swear, I actually heard some guy scream that on his phone one time}

Come on man, you can't just lick someones baby because you hate their 1st grade teacher.

It's unfair how yellow markers don't get any respect