Topic: Stab a carrot

As you can plainly see by the title, post a random comment. The more random, funny, or Gurfin-ey, the better. :3

Chloroform is great as a mixture to topping pineapple cars.

i liek chocolate milk :3

I LOVE BEING PURPLE!!

I had a piggy bank, and it broke and I was sad.

Skittles are amazing shoved inside a clear GameBoy Color while you're electrocuted by a life-size cut-out of Justin Bieber.

This forum (that was made by me) has already 7 posts! I'm so proud, it's like when you give birth to a pygmy coke bottle that tastes like sprite.

Blue hair is awesome if you have pink shoes on.

I felt the same way when I made a favorite Zelda character thread and it spawned 3 pages.

Oh, and striped baby rocks aren't contagious.

54re df
_{in other words, what happens when my head hits my keyboard}

lol, you know he means thread.

Applesauce fell in love with me yesterday.

Jade plants are musical because they like orange juice.

Epic Randomness
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Manga eyes eat tigers while taking a shower of flowers.

Shedding is an art worthy only of dancing trail mix.

Toxic Waste is awesome if you cook it at 100 bushes and you dance on the sun.

Lady Gaga's closet of clothes is bigger than alot of peoples houses.

Stuff your taxi with glittering jello because marksmanship stings quite a bit if you decide to capture Dittos on Christmas, but only if you feel like shooting random armfuls of stars into alternate realities where footwear rules the underworld and headgear are slaves to costume graphics.

This is fun. I can tell this thread is gonna go a long way.

(If it doesn't get locked)

Otaku: Oh-tak-oo, Noun. meaning-Epicness

Soupy ocarinas have a slight cringe, when thumbtacks sacrifice Waldo's bar regulars: Have only started. Finishing off related to toast without something jelly can be considered? Bullets shot from a bendy only. Coming or going, always buy flamingo food. After all, there are so many grumpy people in the world, without your comment! Oooooohhhh Deeeeeaaaarrr me we are in trouble.....NOT! I'll bust this door down? Yes? Anyone? Anyone? Oh. I have not time in the world...You still here? Just sure - making. Now you can go play Timothy.