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Colors

Thank you! I will soon vaporize all of you and if you are reading this then it is already too late because i have snuck into all your houses and ate your pens while playing the kazoo with a pack of Resse's who is singing the National Anthem of Zimbabwe and licking four spoons made of butter. Later, I will stab all of your carrot cakes bacause they ticked me off by writing FUZfDrsbh on all of my issues of little pageant boy bi-monthly and calling me a GUSGDFDhhagvdhgGJKHVGf. Afterwards, I threw a slot machine into the Gulf of Mexico and urinated in a club in Las Vegas while slapping a priest, eating knives, and forging a passport to Mongolia so I can pursue my dream of becoming a traveling Lion-tamer/Telemarketer. No matter how hard you people try, I will be the king of this thread. :3
Edit: This thread is for posting random/funny/Gurfin-ey stuff. They must make sense. For example you should post "the bannana stabbed the church" instead of "bannana slapped church zimbabwe from pokemon yo-yo"

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Umfor Natugeris:
Topu a ximmuma of 030 rachacrets

TeeJay

Staplers are tasty.

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Colors

so is Bleach mixed with rat poison.

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Umfor Natugeris:
Topu a ximmuma of 030 rachacrets

TeeJay

Comas are a sweet way to gain popularity, but only if you've defeated the elite four.

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nicknintendo68

Beiber causes loss in brain cells.

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Hokori

nicknintendo68 wrote:

Beiber causes loss in brain cells.

Did you read the thread its RANDOM, not true facts

Digitaloggery
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nicknintendo68

Otaku wrote:

nicknintendo68 wrote:

Beiber causes loss in brain cells.

Did you read the thread its RANDOM, not true facts

oh sorry LOL XD

is mayonaise an instrument if it is
brings out mayonaise
the best instrument ever

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TeeJay

Cell phones are magnetically attracted to obnoxious elderly internet catz.

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TeeJay

Sylverstone wrote:

I wish I had this as my alarm, I'd be waking up early each day!

How about this for your music player?
[youtube:-FqoFRiovHE]

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nicknintendo68

i play my ocarina of time to sleep :3.

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heebeegeebee

A potato vendor molts daily in my wagon.

heebeegeebee

The_Ink_Pit_Ox

No thanks officer, I'll take the great big round one.

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jaw51

If you're canoeing up a waterfall, how many giraffes does it take to fill up a dog house?

There is no spoon
Welcome to die!

Colors

Otaku wrote:

nicknintendo68 wrote:

Beiber causes loss in brain cells.

Did you read the thread its RANDOM, not true facts

Actually, it's not supposed to be random, it's supposed to be Gurfin-ey.

Umfor Natugeris:
Topu a ximmuma of 030 rachacrets

jaffa

Oh don't mind me I'm just brushing my teeth with fluorescent calculators using a carpet flavored toothbrush.

jaffa

JeanLuc_Vaycard

TheColorsOfSonic wrote:

Otaku wrote:

nicknintendo68 wrote:

Beiber causes loss in brain cells.

Did you read the thread its RANDOM, not true facts

Actually, it's not supposed to be random, it's supposed to be Gurfin-ey.

What's Gurfiney? Is that where I regurgitate my dinner all over you?

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Morgana

Build-a-Bear Workshop is fun if you soak it in lotion and shake it up in a Matryoshka and deep fry it with Mr. Poppers Penguins while swimming in moon and stars, magnets are pools in drawer layers.

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