Topic: Nintendo Corrupt-A-Wish

Granted, Nintendo secretly worked with sony on a PS1 Remix for PS4 instead. and the only thing it plays is "The Simpson Wrestling.
i wish Mario had an anime.

Granted. It's based on Hotel Mario

I wish for a Netflix Zelda Series

Granted but it will be 80's Zelda animes.

I wish someone don't drop their ice cream on the floor.

Granted. Instead, people drop their hotdogs. The hotdog stand vendors yell "What kind of insufferable fool drops a hotdog!?" at them, and they never buy another one again. The hotdog industry vanishes.

I wish it that the new Octopath Traveler game for iphones is the only Octopath Traveler game for iphones, so development can focus on a new one for Switch/PC.

Granted but it takes them 9 years to produce because Square only gives them 1 staff member and an unpaid intern with no experience. Meanwhile Square puts all their money into a mobile gatcha game that makes all its sales off of lewd PNG images of its heroines - gatcha style and microtransaction hell.

I wish I could give everyone I work with and all the students at the school and myself a bonus week off, with no negative consequences, just a week off for everyone, go have fun!

(Wow. That corruption is the dictionary definition of nightmare fuel).

Granted, but it makes a random handful of people super angry and triggered that they can't have an extra week off too, and the ensuing chaos makes it so that taking more than 5 days off in a row is declared illegal, to prevent jealous outbursts and riots.

I wish that we lived in a world where people weren't petty enough for the above to happen, cause I could see that being a reality pretty easily.

Granted. Days off no longer exist

I wish for a pre-order of super mario maker 2 from amazon!

Granted, but your order is like two weeks late and it's gonna be the beta version.

I wish that Sega Genesis Classics had Sonic 3 & Knuckles.

Granted but it will be 8 bit chiptune style.

I wish i can talk with chipmunk voice.

Granted, but it's hard to hear what they are saying since they are talking to fast.
i wish Nintendo made a cake to celebrate Animal Crossing's anniversary

Granted, You can't eat it.

I wish AC Switch will release in October (my birthday) and was centered around me! Yay! (ha I know this is selfish this is the point)

Granted, you will personally be in debt to someone called Tom Nook, IRL.

I wish I wasn’t addicted to sugar.

Granted but now you are addicted to salt.

I wish i can sing in higher pitch.

Granted, but it went to low instead.
i wish Nintendo Switch had DVD cartridge to play Movies.

Granted but the Switch size must be as big as PS2 Slim.

I wish i can play Beatmania IIDX.

Granted, but only for 2 minutes at a time, once a week.

I wish that Nintendo would give us one more Nintendo Direct before E3. I don't want to wait till E3!

Granted, but it depend on Doug Bowser decision.

I wish i can buy something from Gamestop website.

Granted, but you can only buy Fortnite bobbleheads.

I wish more FPS games were like Doom.

Granted, now every FPS is M rated no matter what and children everywhere are prevented from playing them.

I wish hoodies and cargo pants were considered acceptable business clothing.

Granted but it will be restricted on other places.

I wish my Pecel rice has more basil leaves.