Topic: Nintendo Corrupt-A-Wish

Granted. In return, you are now 97 years old.

I wish that I had a Switch Gamecube controller

Granted but it will be neither wireless and wireful.

I wish i have a pen with pineapple on it.

Granted, but it's real pineapple, and it's rotten.

I wish it never snowed in April.

Granted but it will be Blizzaga rain from the sky instead.

I wish i can cast spell Aeroga.

Granted, but each time you use Aeroga, it is followed by the creation of a tornado that stays for 12 hours causing destruction.

I wish I could be a Rito man (a race of a Zelda game).

Granted. You are taken by the government to be killed as they fear you are a disease.

I wish for LABO VR to be great in the coding aspects (don't care about the rest)

Granted. But the coding option plays an instrumental cover of The Chicken Dance/Shake It Off by Taylor Swift with a quartet of kazoos and a theremin while you work.

I wish for more concerts of Nintendo game music in the same vein as The Legend of Zelda Concert 2018.

Granted. The concerts are so successful, Nintendo start only making concerts.

I wish Japan-exclusive items weren't a thing

Granted. however, the japan exclusive items were added into an extended version.
i wish the picture im using of the girl's hands would stop moving, she's super hype for something!

Granted, but they're only immobilized by being glued to her face, which makes her so mad that she starts screaming audibly.

I wish that the above doesn't happen to her, and that she just gets tired and stops. I don't think she deserves to have her hands glued to her face.

Granted. You've now gone over your wishing limit. Your hands are glued to your face.

I wish the above doesn't happen

Granted but now you have no hands.
I wish Banjo-Kazooie had a return to form soon.

Granted, but it's Nuts and Bolts form

Doom guy for Smash Ultimate

Edit: @MushHill_Act1-1 Grated, but his first new game will cost 80 dollars/euros in every region.

I wish the next Zelda game has a Shadow Temple as good as the one in Ocarina of Time.

Granted but it will Toy version like Yoshi Crafted World.

I wish i can talk to fish.

Granted, but the fish talks backwards
i wish that Nintendo Switch was called Nintendo Cheese.

Nintendo will release a Nintendo Switch variant that is much less powerful called Nintendo Cheese, they insist that it's the future of Nintendo, because it's cheaper, but it can barely run PS2 games

Once again I want Doom Guy as a dlc character in Super Smash Ultimate

Granted, all new DLC fighters for Smash Ultimate after Joker is just different colored variants of Doom Guy.

I wish Fallout 76 was good.

Granted. EA makes it.

I wish for Roblox on switch just to satisfy my children

Granted but it will be streaming only.

I wish i can recover my gloomy feeling right now.... 😞