Topic: Nintendo Corrupt-A-Wish

Granted. Nintendo now reinforces their own NES-era guidelines on Nintendotube and the site won't have any videos about religion, politics, or anything remotely controversial.

I wish for Nintendo to release a Breath of the Wild sequel using the same engine, but improved dungeons and crafting.

Granted. It is also the sequel to Wand of Gamelon and Faces of Evil. With the same cutscenes.

I wish for people not to focus on the graphics of a console/game

Granted. Now one small bug in a game can destroy the reviews, causing companies to shut down for a small bug in their game.

I wish I had over 1000 subscribers on youtube, so I can livestream through my phone again.

Granted but all those 1000 subscribers are aliens from Sexy Planet.

I wish TooYube is available for Switch apps.

Granted. Someone at Nintendo mistakes it for YouTube and then has it terminated and banned from ever appearing on a Switch again. It's too late.

I wish everyone stopped hating Fortnite on this site. It's a pretty good game but not the best

Granted but it will be happened after 200,000 years from now.

I wish i can go to another galaxy in 1 second.

Granted. In Super Mario Galaxy there are no loading times now!

I wish I had the N64 when I was a kid and not a PlayStation (I regret)

Granted, you found out that it was sony's version of Nintendo 64 and it plays PS1 games in cartridge form with updates!
i wish soda tasted like cookies.

Granted, but it will take 400 years for you to move a single foot after you make the jump.

I wish I had any idea what to wish for.

Granted, but it is limited to NSO subscribers and thus only a minor improvement over the phone app. Further one person sends a bad word on it and Nintendo takes it down like they did with Swapnote on 3DS.

I wish I had more courage and self confidence.

Granted, but a ghost has come to your house and you have lost courage and self confidence of fighting a ghost now.
i wish, the promised neverland game was made for consoles and pc.

Granted! But it will be product bait for Fallout 76 Deluxe Ultra Definitive Edition, which runs at 4 fps.

I wish they would get rid of some of the shovel ware on the eshop.

Granted, but they just replace it with different shovelware instead.

I wish I could understand people better.

Granted but those peoples are aliens from Bikini Bottoms.

I wish Spongebob can live outside the water without any supportive gadgets.

Granted, now Spongebob exists in real life, and is your new next door neighbour. He is getting on your nerves every day, and is never quiet.

I wish I didn’t have to go to work today.

Granted but you still have to work tomorrow.

I wish i can turn back the clock.

Granted, now time is going backwards and there's nothing we can do about it!

I wish people would stop griefing in Splatoon 2.

Granted. Now, Splatoon is not a thing so you cant grief.

I wish for something to wish for

Granted. You wish for nothing.

I wish for Super Mario Bros 2 to be a style in Super Mario Maker 2!

Granted, Nintendo didn't hear you correctly, and decided to make a Hotel Mario titleset for Super Mario Maker 2 instead.
i wish Animal Crossing on Gamecube was remade for Switch.