Topic: Nintendo Corrupt-A-Wish

Granted but it will take 20 years to develop.

I wish i can talk to my dog.

Granted. You realise that the dog was the deadliest serial killer ever and by figuring out its secret, you must die a painful and slow death!

I wish for more money

granted, but the money are really a pile of chocolate coins.
i wish that Nintendo bought Capcom and make a Dead Rising exclusive game featuring Mario for Nintendo Switch.

Granted, but Peach, Wario, and Luigi getting killed by Bowser and returning from the dead is considered hugely controversial, and Capcom is eventually shut down.

I wish people would stop making crappy video game-based movies.

Granted, the movies we're way worst than before. and now we will start seeing Mario, Luigi, Peach and Bowser cameos in all of the Movies based on games.
i wish Mario and Luigi appear in Marvel Ultimate Alliance 3

Granted but both of them will appear in wedding dress.

I wish there is a song "My Head Will Roll On".

Granted, but the song’s title is taken literally and kills you on the spot.

I wish to know the release date of Metroid Prime 4.

Granted. It's December 26th (ha) 3097 and the shock kills you on the spot.

I wish for REAL money

Granted but that money was from The Sims 4 Motherlode.

I wish i have a wing.

Granted, it turns out there from Super Mario 64, so now you're automatically flying.
i wish i had some ice cream.

Granted but its flavor is Durian.

I wish i have a green pen.

Granted but you are now color blind and have to ask people if the pen is truly green and they lie to you and tell you it is purple.

I wish that everyone on this site got an all expenses paid vacation to where ever they most want to go!

Granted. Before it could happen, the site is shut down so you can't get it.

I wish I was the CEO of Nintendo

Granted but Nintendo then becomes the new Sega and is just a third party game creator and no longer creates consoles

I wish Half-life was on the Switch

Granted, but the port is half-finished upon release

I wish there was a new rythem heaven game

Granted but it will DDR X scale from level 1 until 20.

I wish there will be level 21, 22, 23 and above for DDR songs.

Granted, but the songs are all from a band called "Disturbed" and had to be sing in Japanese instead of English.
i wish Mario Kart 9 was announced

Granted but it will be featuring Sonic as well.

I wish there is DDR Mario Mix 2.

Granted. They got confused and instead made it just Hotel Mario but with him dancing and music. And it then gets made into a movie that is then turned into a international law and you are required seeing it. It fuels your nightmares.

I wish for everyone to be fair

Granted, now everyone is being unfair to their wishes and wants to wish everyone to join smash bros only.
i wish for Youtube to be called Nintendotube.