Topic: Nintendo Corrupt-A-Wish

Granted, now everyone only wishes for Waluigi for Smash.

I wish Waluigi for Smash.

Granted. So many people have wished for Waluigi in Smash that he has replaced every other character in the game. There is now only Waluigi in every character slot. Not even any palette swaps!

I wish Brexit never happens.

Granted. Both parties never joined with each other in the first place.

I wish to be able to use the Mario mashup pack when playing cross-platform minecraft.

Granted. The only game you can play is Minecraft, cross-platform with Mario Mash-Up.

I wish for you to not corrupt my wish.

Granted but blame Mateus, the Corrupt, an Esper from Final Fantasy XII for corrupt your wish.

I wish i can cast Diamond Dust from my fingers.

Granted, but it shoots out and gets in your food every time you eat without wearing gloves. Finger food becomes too much hassle.

I wish that physical games never become obsolete.

Granted, but MK8D and Splatoon 2's online modes become lag fests.

Man, I wish Zero was playable in Smash Ultimate...

Granted. But we don't know which Zero, the Mega Man Zero or the Competitive Player. Therefore, the only logical solution is to put them both in. However, Capcom and Zero (competitive) sue Nintendo and they are out of business.

I wish Fortnite wasn't hated by every comment section on this website

granted, the wishing well ended up in Persona 4 and now you're Yu Narukami trying to stop a person who puts people inside a TV.
i wish, that Mario Kart 64 was remastered for Nintendo Door.

Granted, the nintendo door is now an actual door, and mario kart 64 HD is the only game for it, and it is a lag-fest of a game

I wish the Famicom online apps were also on the NES online app.

Granted. It will be transferred without translation. Also, SNES app production will be delayed because of this. It will come out when FIFA 7293794793744973046394630469 is out

I wish for PewDiePie vs T-Series to stop and an animator be the top youtuber.

Granted but more psycho Youtubers will invade Youtube.

I wish i have NDS lite XL.

Granted. To receive it, you must trade away some of your knowledge that can never be restored. You forget how to play video games and wonder what these devices are in your house.

I wish for crime to stop

Granted, now the putting people inside of tv has made crime rates increase off the roof!
I wish, a Persona 4 Remastered was announced for Playstation 4.

Granted, but it is just a straight HD port of the PS2 version, with none of the extra stuff/improvements from Persona 4 Golden.

I wish Tecmo Koei made a new Rygar game, that manages to capture the same mood/atmosphere as the NES game.

Granted but the Rygar will be Rygaroller from Monster Rancher 4.

I wish EA bought by Microsoft.

Granted, now EA was order to make a new spinoff sims game exclusively for Xbox One and Windows 10. titled "The Sims: Halo Edition"
i wish for Mario Kart 8 DX GOTY Edition with Funky Mode for switch.

Granted. However, as it has too much for the box art, it is digital only. 80 GB.

I wish for memes

Granted but they are all badly outdated Portuguese memes.

I wish for a pizza party with all my coworkers and students at once. Heck, lets invite the whole town!

Granted. The Pizza's cold

I wish for Splatoon 2 VR and nobody to corrupt it in any way (Ha beat that)