Topic: Nintendo Corrupt-A-Wish

Granted but they are actually April Fool's jokes.

I wish i can talk like Hamster.

@JoakimZ Granted, but only if you buy an Xbox Live subscription.

I wish I could take a nap at work without getting in trouble. lol

Granted, but it is now a premium fee you can take out of your paycheck

I wish I could instantly teleport wherever I want!

Granted, but each time you teleport, a clone of you will come and attack you. I hope you're ready for this...

I wish I could learn Japanese in one millisecond.

Granted but you cannot talk with your native language anymore.

I wish Michael Jackson didn't get the accident that change his life forever.

No he didn't. Instead he got a different disease which made him a psychopath

I wish only good indie games got released, not the rubbish ones we see every week with some hidden gems

Granted. However, they cost $100 a piece after long, noisy kickstarter campaigns that last years at a time and ask for millions of dollars.

I wish that Morrowind got remastered for the Nintendo Switch.

Granted. It sells so well that the bosses at Bethesda decides to retire and just live the rest of their lives on that Morrowind money. Bethesda closes their doors forever, leaving employees without a job, and every game they worked on is canceled. No Starfield, no Elder Scrolls VI, and no Fallout 5.

I wish I had a pet hippo.

Granted but it will be as big as elephant.

I wish cats speak English and dogs speak Spanish.

Granted. They cause a rebellion after realising how intelligent they have become. However, dogs and cats split up turning into WW3. Every other species join making there about 600 different teams in one 60 year war.

I wish for this thread to be closed

Granted. Now, someone opens up a corrupt-a-wish thread where very answer has to include Tingle. And everyone has to participate or be banned from the site.

I wish that the above doesn't ever happen.

Granted, instead this thread continues until the end of time and God makes a special exception to let it continue even after that!

I wish for a pizza party.

Granted. The pizza's from Chucky Cheese

I wish for everyone to like Brocolli

Wish granted, Broccoli doesn't exist anymore, so everyone likes it.

I wish for a Wii U, with Super Mario Bros. 3, Super Mario Advance 4, and Super Mario 3D world already downloaded.

Granted. Before you can play it, you must erase your memories. You continue and you forgot the Wii U existed. Happier times.

I wish people stop swearing

(Me too!)

Granted, but now everyone yells "great blubbering dirt eaters from Mars!" every time they stub their toe or lose their tempers.

I wish that the practice of putting micro-transactions in games would just go away.

Granted. Instead, you gain money. However, stock markets overflow and money has no purpose so jobs are useless. Everyone stays at home and become spineless worms that eventually get overtaken by animals. Animals now treat us as pests and humans are either killed or put in a circus.

I wish my sense of humor wasn't so dark

Granted. You now only make bad puns.

I wish weekends were 3 days normally.

Granted but 1 week will be 8 days like long time before.

I wish i can see Blue star in the sky.

Granted. When you look at it, your head is stuck in that position forever.

I wish everyone will corrupt NINTENDO wishes