Topic: Nintendo Corrupt-A-Wish

Granted, but it will be only about Relativity theory.

I wish Mario kidnapped again by Bowser.

Granted, but it’s only to have a tea party.

I wish Jahcoin was real.

Granted, but it's only usable to buy surplus VCRs in Canada. On Wednesdays.

I wish space travel as easy and convenient as it is portrayed in Star Wars was possible.

Granted, but the planets over there will be inhabitatable (Too cold or Too hot)

I wish Beatmania IIDX comes to Nintendo Switch.

Granted but a custom release, free-to-play and full of micro-transactions and time limits.

I wish I had the ability to change my appearance however I please. "I feel like being a tall brunette woman today." Next day "Now I am a man again, only short and super athletic" etc...

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I wish the world looked like claymation.

(don't worry, you ninja'd me too!)

Granted, but the world and everything in it is made out of actual literal clay, with the implications that would bring.

I wish Mr. President Bowser was the real Koopa King Bowser himself.

Granted, but he is Baby Bowser.

I wish more people knew figs are demon spawn.

Granted, but people are okay with that detail.

I wish I could eat as much pizza as I wanted without concern for getting fatter.

Granted, but the toppings will be Brocolli.

I wish Xerneas (Legendary Pokemon X) was real in this world.

Granted, but its the size of a kitten and lacks any special powers.

I wish humanity had already successfully colonized the Moon and Mars.

Granted, however humanity decided to eat the moon since they wanted to see if it really did taste like cheese, and they did the same thing with mars since someone thought it tasted of cheddar.

I wish I wish I was a fish!

Granted, but being a fish, you have no legs to break, and can’t rev up any fryers.

I wish I was more creative at coming up with wishes.

Granted, but you must ask from Genie first.

I wish i am Genie in the bottle...

Granted, although the people forgot what they wanted you to wish. so instead they get a free 3DS from your magic.
i wish there was a TimeSplitters 4 from THQ Nordic.

OOPS your wish came out as Mater National 2 on the WiiU from THQ!

I wish for free mpu drink tickets and chunks in Splatoon 2

Granted, but it will cost $1,000 each item.

I wish there will be Final Fantasy X-3 / X-4 / X-5 / etc.

Granted, but they are exclusive to the Ouya.

I wish for Fortnite and Marques Brownlee.

Granted, but it will be cost $ 2,000 each games.

I wish someone can make a better cover song of Venus by Bananarama.

Granted. Literally anyone can make a better cover than Bananarama...but no one has Shocking Blue's permission.

I wish Cuphead comes to Switch.