Topic: Nintendo Corrupt-A-Wish

Granted, but now you are always hungry.

I wish sleeping wasn’t hard.

Granted, but now it’s always undercooked.

I wish my dog didn’t snore so loud.

Granted, now you're the one who snores really loud

I wish the SpongeBob cinematic universe would rev up a movie about Fred Rechid on a quest to rev up every single fryer in the world!

Granted, but now you snore loudly, which wakes up your dog every night causing it to bark loudly.
EDIT: I’m too slow
The first movie in the Spongebob cinematic universe bombs causing Viacom to go out of business with there being no more new Spongbob episode
I wish GameStop wasn’t a horrible store

Granted, but it will change into GameNonStop.

I wish i can have muscular six pack body.

Granted, but now you’re completely invisible. Even to yourself.

I wish I had pancakes.

Granted, but it will be as hot as Venus (480 degree Celcius)

I wish i can whistle.

@Anti-Matter Granted, but now you can only communicate by whistling.

Edit: I wish I had ice powers.

@ReaderRagfihs Granted, but you can only have one pen at a time because the material for the eraser has become extremely rare due to extreme changes that has suddenly occurred on Earth.

Edit: I wish we humans could travel to all planets.

Granted, but it just only happen in Doraemon anime.

I wish i can speak Japanese.

Granted, but now that is your only for of communication! You can't even do sign language, so don't ask me how that's supposed to work!

I wish Mario Maker 2 would appear in my hands at this very second so I can finally play it

Granted, but it will be Beta version.

I wish there is an Egg plants, plants with a fruit like egg with yolk and albumin inside the shell.

Granted, but now meatballs are extinct.

I wish socks worked.

Granted, but it will cost $ 1,000,000

I wish i can go to Nintendoland.

Granted, but it’s just a rebrand of the local pool.

I wish Will Smith wasn’t genie.

Granted, but now he’s a rapper again.

I wish my cat would stop waking me at 3am

Granted, but it will start meowing at 2 am.

I wish i can make Sushi.

Granted, but you forgot how to make other foods.

I wish physics wasn't so hard.

Granted, but it will be only about Relativity theory.

I wish Mario kidnapped again by Bowser.

Granted, but it’s only to have a tea party.

I wish Jahcoin was real.