Topic: Nintendo Corrupt-A-Wish

Hurrah! Dark purple joycons everywhere. Unfortunately, they stain your hands like squashed blackberries every time you play.

I wish the world was a happier place...

@Krillin Dude...no one is going to corrupt that wish.

@GrailUK You're right. I just needed cheering up... But yes, too real. I'm going to edit it out.

I offer instead: I wish Nintendo launches the Switch VC at E3, offering all previously released VC titles on other systems, plus the best of GameCube.

@MegaButterfree Granted. Miyamoto heads development. He decides that it is a vast improvement over the original to remove Mario altogether, and have the player control just F.L.U.D.D. Basically, you use a trigger and the control stick and use the force of the water jet to bombastically flail around and save Isle Delfino and Princess Peach.

I wish the Nintendo Switch could also do everything my phone does, so I don't have to carry both.

Granted. Remember your phone does not play high-end games, so that creates a contradiction with the Switch's ability to play such games. According to the rules of logic, contradictions cannot occur and your Switch somehow ceases to exist from this point forward. So does your phone, too... for the sake of corrupting wishes

I wish for Nintendo to announce a flight simulator where I can fly an Airbus A380 right from the get-go at E3.

@Vee_Flames While on board your Airbus simulator, Nintendo announces that you're not allowed to leave until you finish a 24-hour simulated long-haul flight, including a seven-hour stopover in Dubai where, due to the limitations of the simulation, everything is closed and you are stuck in a badly rendered airport lounge for the duration.

I wish Skyrim is such a hit on the Switch, and such a massive system seller, that Bethesda switches to exclusively developing its future RPGs for it.

Granted, but Nintendo gives the twice 20+ million developer so much say in their hardware that they release a patch that turns the Switch into a VR-exclusive device for The Elder Scrolls VI and Bethesda's new IP. Mario is now a first-person platformer ala Mirror's Edge and lots of kids go blind or something.

I wish the Pokemon announcement for tomorrow was that they were leaving the series' continuity behind and creating a next gen game for Switch with 100-200 completely new Pokemon.

I wish The Sims 4 released on Switch.

Granted, but is only playable with a mouse/keyboard.

I wish for a translated version of Pokemon TCG 2 to hit virtual console.

It does, on the DSi eShop.

I wish battery technology would advance to the point where their efficiency per size greatly improves. Electronics companies are able to produce cheap, powerful, small electronics that have incredible battery lives running at full capacity (without exploding or overheating). The successor to the Switch, also a hybrid, can run its most intensive games for days without charging.

Y'all dropped my wish.

Granted. Millions of fans revolt, on the grounds of some nostalgia crap, as well as wanting refunds on their Pokemon Bank subscriptions, and the Pokemon Company backs out.

I wish all of @Haru17's wishes would come true.

Also, I wish @Haru17 wouldn't just drop my wish, and answer it when he gets the chance, provided below:

Granted, but now you're trapped in the darkest timeline with me. There is no escape.

Granted, but the Switch X-2 or whatever becomes such a powerful portable power source that all birds flocks go extinct and are replaced by the final scene of Iron Man 3, but with sick Mario Sunshine jazz vocalizations.

I wish for an Iron Man Switch game where YOU are Robert Downey Jr.

@Haru17
Ok, but they cancel it a day later.

I wish ultra sun moon would be announced for switch at e3

Granted Lillie doesn't appear at all and it's a clone of what Pokemon Gold and Silver did.

Granted. Someone genetically clones GS's post-game, and it actually came out (after creating many dittos) as a super intelligent self-aware psychic super power that destroys the lab it was created in and goes away to hide in a cave.

Oh, and it takes over the world with its own army of post-game clones.

I wish Nintendo brings about an age of peace, due to world leaders resolving conflicts by settling it in Smash!

Ok, but now only world leaders can buy Nintendo products.

I wish for this wish to be corrupted: I wish for -$99

Granted: Granted.

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Also, the -$50, two -$20, -$5, and four -$1 bills you received can't be cashed in anywhere and automatically accumulate 45% interest per month, even out of your bank account.

I wish Zelda would bring back the fully chromatic instrument, in the same fashion as Ocarina of Time.

Granted the instrument is broken and you have to go through a very long sidequest to obtain it.

I wish they'd remake Fire Emblem: Genealogy of the Holy War on the Nintendo Switch with amiibo of Sigurd and Seliph.

Granted, but the game was a wiafu simulator and has mixed reviews. Nintendo Life gave it a 9/10, but the amiibo were not working so they change it to an 7/10.
i wish for bubsy to be announced at E3 2017.