Topic: Nintendo Corrupt-A-Wish

An appropriate move for game developers after rapidly rising sea levels force much of the world's population into undersea colonies. And moon colonies, I guess.

I wish for a new Timesplitters game on Switch.

granted, but it end up being a remake.
i wish, for a candy bar in smash bros.

Resident Evil 7 comes to the Switch. Everyone rejoices. Hurrah! Two weeks later, everyone who plays the game starts drooling when they think about brains. One week later, civilisation ends.

I wish ARMS lives up to the hype.

Granted: Edge magazine called it Nintendo's stunning fighter. True to the hype it literally stuns you like a tazer when you play it.

I wish Super Monkey Ball would release on the Switch.

Ok, it's on the eship for 30 seconds before sega removes it from there and everyone's switch because it is "low quality."

I wish for red blue joycons to be back in stock.

Granted. Pick your preferred shade of red from this chat:

Got it? Welp, too bad. The Joy Con in that particular shade of red is out of stock. Same for the Joy Con in your next preferred shade.
I wish it was E3 already.

Granted but none of the games will ever be good as that one you're thinking about.

I wish Metroid Prime Trilogy would get remade in HD for Switch with pointer and double analogue controls as well as online multiplayer for Echoes. That and it's announced and released for free by the end of Nintendo's E3 Direct.

Granted, it's on there. Now you just have for the Switch's Virtual Console to launch, which is NEVER!

I wish the joy-cons could change colors at your will, like a chameleon. Just go to system settings and pick from a color wheel, and choose your brightness and saturation. Full range of color.

Ok. They go out of stock before you can buy them, and Nintendo immediately ends production afterwards.

I wish for a modern Kirby anime

Granted, but the Kirby anime turn into a Super Mario anime,
I wish the Nintendo Switch was a thing in the 1980s!

Granted. It lived on the front of G&W Ball - it turned it on and off.
I hope the Switch gets third party support.

Granted, but they're all Ubisoft games, and you have to sign into Uplay 8 times every 5 minutes.
I hope we get an improved and remastered Skyward Sword for Switch.

Granted, but to save work, Nintendo decides to make the controls the same as arms and give link ARMS.

I wish arms was out already.

Granted , but to get a copy, you have to pay 10,000 from a scalper after it's sold out.

I wish that Nintendo brought back f-zero.

Granted, in Japanese arcades only.

That sounds dope, sign me up!

I wish game-making wasn't so dang complicated, and that I could make all of the 3D video games of my dreams, bug free and visually stunning.

Done, but your games can only be exported to Atari 7800 carts.

I wish for smash switch to be confirmed tomorrow as an entirely new game with 20 more characters an an open world story mode.

Granted. Nintendo unveils a smashed light switch with 20 random letters on it and in an open-world snowglobe.

I wish it was summer already.

Granted. The change in momentum necessary to move the earth instantly over to it's "summer" part of its orbit throws everything and everyone hurtling into space.

@Fbigabig Uh, I said visually stunning 3D games. Aint no way an Atari 7800 is outputting that.

I wish Nintendo-related clothing was trending mainstream.

Do I even need to say it? Pokemon GO-to-the-polls!

I wish I had a new Monster Hunter cartridge with 15 new monsters in my Switch, in my hands, right now.

Grabted, but the cartridge is defective and doesn't work

I wish Splatoon 2 would come out today