Topic: Nintendo Corrupt-A-Wish

Granted but we don't know if it's coming to switch.

Oh wait...
https://www.polygon.com/2017/6/8/15762950/a-new-bubsy-video-game

I wish for arms to become a major esport.

@Fbigabig Shazam - ARMS becomes a major esport, and ultimately rivals soccer for worldwide coverage and fascination. Quick to spot a tie-in, Fifa and Nintendo decide to scrap all the original characters and now everyone has to play as Cristiano Ronaldo or Lionel Messi. It sucks all the enjoyment out of your life.

I wish Nintendo surprise us all by releasing a perfect Metroid Prime 4 for Switch this Christmas.

Granted, it's here! but we won't see it until 2030.
i wish there was an amiibo of my cat.

Granted, but its only the Splatoon Squid amiibo that works with it. If you use it, your cat turns into a squid, and flops about aimlessly on the floor, unable to change back.

Here's a challenge for you:
I wish that a sequel to Breath of the Wild is commercially available on the Nintendo Switch in all regions before the end of 2018, using the same game engine, and an excellent new and original story set in a new land, the same size as, and as better, the original Hyrule map, but now with more traditional dungeons that present the player with an additional item to use around the world, and dungeons can still be challenged in any order, and every NPC, of which there are a greater number than the original, now has evolving dialogue with the player, so the world grows as you do, with no bugs.

EDIT: I'm really trying to make it hard to corrupt. XD

Granted, but maybe will not happen on that year...

I wish I have Six Pack body just like my Cute Raphael as my avatar.

@Anti-Matter That isn't how this game works. You need to work inside their guidelines. He specified 2018. It has to be released then.

Granted, but you don't have a six pack, someone named I does.

@TheXReturns Granted. It can only be played in Tabletop mode with one Joy-Con sideways. Oh, and the features overwork the Switch, so it runs in 144p and at 5 FPS.

@Nintendoer Touché. That's a really inventive corruption. I'll re-edit this to corrupt your wish if you give me one.

Elsewise, I wish that Metroid Prime Trilogy was directly ported to the switch before the end of the year, for Metroid fun on the go.

Technically you don't need to "corrupt" that wish any further.

(My jokes are lame, I'll stop now.)

Lol, way to lecture the rules of the game and forget to make a wish.

While we're at it, @Anti-matter, another rule is that the wish has to be Nintendo-related, like the thread title suggest. A lot of people forget that, though.

EDIT: ninja'd. Well, granted, but it sells poorly because any hardcore fan bought it on Wii U already and doesn't want it on Switch. Nintendo sees the poor sales, thinks Metroid is dead and cancels Metroid Prime 4.

I wish away the flash memory shortage problem, and other shortage problems, for Nintendo.

Granted, but it will sold out quickly.

I wish Sawk is playable for Pokken Tournament DX.

@Anti-Matter Granted, but he takes on a more traditional appearance.

I wish that Metroid Prime 4 will have a literally stellar story with several planets, characters, and acts of the plot to experience.

@Nicolai Oh frick, I've been caught.

It's stellar because all the copies of the game can be found on the surface of the sun.

I wish for my wish to be corrupted: I wish i already had a snes mini.

Granted. It's corrupted, and also something terrible and completely unrelated to your wish happens too.

As for that corruption, an SNES mini magically appears on your lap, and at first, you have no idea how it got there, but find no reason to question it. Soon after, Nintendo ninjas catch wind of the missing merchandise, and come after you in the dead of night on account of stolen goods.

As for the unrelated thing, you drop your lunch box in a puddle, and everything in it gets wet! Muahaha!

I wish my uncle worked at Nintendo.

Granted, but it will be released on 2027.

I wish there is a Bodybuilder games on Nintendo Switch.

....which comes with the "Joy Weights", a £40 pricetag per kilogram.

Eternal Darkness 2 is finally announced.

But it will be delayed on switch FOREVER

Halflife 3 confirmed in a box set for switch

@Bunkerneath Granted, but it's a box set of DvDs and half of them got recorded over with 90s Mario and Zelda cartoons.

I wish that live action Netflix Zelda thing was real.

It's real. They're using the plot of BoTW as a base, the actors will be the voice cast from the game and, to make it as authentic as possible, the series will be 50 hours long with Link mostly walking across the landscape in real time picking the odd hearty mushrooms. The whole series will also be filled with fan service aimed at those who remember the old cartoon series.

Oh and the series will be so successful that Nintendo decides that there's no need to ever release another Zelda game because it's more profitable as a TV series.

I wish that Nintendo would get on and produce a left joycon with a proper d-pad.

Granted, but you will not able to use A B X Y Buttons on Horizontal way.

I wish there is an Animal Boxing 2 on Nintendo Switch.

But all the animals look realistic.

I wish for Startropics 3 with Botw engine