Topic: Nintendo Corrupt-A-Wish

Tomorrow, you wake up extremely excited for Beyond Good & Evil 2. You begin to hover around BG&E fansites expressing your all-new hype for the series. You purchase BG&E merchandise to the point of your wallet breaking. You put it in your mind that the next game in the series exists even before it's been announced. The only thing you can think about is BG&E from this point.
On Thursday/Friday, the Switch Presentation talks NOTHING about the BG&E franchise. You begin to wonder what happened. The next day, it has been announced that the BG&E franchise has been scrapped indefinitely. Uh oh. You begin to have a massive breakdown. You stay inside for days because your dreams have been crushed beyond reasoning. Then you remember you weren't hyped for the BG&E franchise in the first place. And then I have to stop this corrupting because I do not know where I'm going with this.
EB Games put a countdown for the Nintendo Switch Presentation on their site. I wish for more sites to do the same.

They do. Instead of clock ticks, every second is also accompanied by an utterance from Toad.

I wish I lived in a warmer climate.

It is. You can now corrupt ideas for money, but they are always terribly executed, and no one asks for a corruption twice. Those disgruntled customers tell their friends, and your business spirals into bankruptcy.

I wish NL wouldn't report on every single "reputable" Switch rumor.

Granted. They now only report on every single un-reputable rumor started in the comment sections of NeoGAF, reddit, and Youtube from people whose uncles work for Nintendo.

I wish SEGA moves the portable Project Diva games over to the Switch since Sony handhelds are pretty much dead.

Granted. It is as buggy as cap coms mega man ports.

I wish for the switch to have Pokémon stars day 1 bugfree.

Granted. The game doesn't come with any Bug-type Pokemon whatsoever and any form of insects are removed in Pokemon Stars. Game Freak claims it's a bold step in some new direction they're taking.
I wish I could find something to do for the next couple of days before the Switch Presentation.

Granted. You find in your closet an Atari with a copy of E.T.

I wish for the switch to be $250 and more powerful than the Xbox one and PS4 pro combined.

Granted, the newest light switch is only $250 and more powerful than the Xbox One and PS4 Pro combined.

I wish I didn't need glasses.

Granted; instead of glasses, you now need a hearing trumpet.

I wish memes would die a painful, horrible death.

I didn't catch that. Ah well, never mind. The newest meme is now: dying a painful, horrible death. Hilarious!

I wish the entire internet, as well as cell phone texts, came with a stylus-based draw function similar to Miiverse.

Ctrl + F is now gone. Oh, and Google and the entire concept of search engines.

I wish Pokemon would finally be about the Pokemon's ecology, with no humans whatsoever.

Granted. The Pokemon anime is now a series of documentaries and the games are basically just reading the Pokedex. You'll never be able to unsee Pikachu mating in the wild.

I wish it was Switchmas already.

I would be very okay with all of this. Someone needs to make a book-game already.

Granted, but they only have 10,000 units for March and Nintendo's Santa is reaaaaally slow.

Since a wish has not been made, I'll just assume you're a depressed nugget and obliterate you.

I wish the Nintendo Switch presentation wouldn't be so late at night.

@Nintendoer
Instead, it is one in the morning.

I wish for Microsoft and Sony to abandon their consoles, handhelds, and games and have Nintendo be the only major games console.

Granted, Nintendo gets greedy and puts out low quality systems and games. The video game market promptly crashes.

I wish I wasn't a depressed nugget.

Granted. You're now a chicken nugget.

I wish an extra dock for the Switch wasn't so expensive.

Granted. Each dock breaks after one use.

I wish for snipperclips to be on the switch Eshop day 1.

Granted, but there's a bug with the game's download, and it bricks your system. You're not the only one, so when you send it in to Nintendo for repair, you're given a waiting time of two months.

I wish for the Uncharted series to come to the Nintendo Switch.

Granted. It's a free game for Nintendo's online service that you rent for a month, and then it's gone.

I wish online on the switch was free forever.